930731-12-xxxx

That awkward moment when 31st of July is supposedly your birthday

but it's not.

300711

That awkward moment when, oh never mind

Destress vs. Distress

Bear Grylls

Man vs. Wild

Or more appropriately

Man and cameraman vs. Wild

  Stress. Stress. Stress. School has never been this stressful. But on a bright side, physics class has been funny recently. And I mean funny, not the three lettered word F-U-N that I haven't been getting much lately. Haha. The lecturer once asked for an example of uniform circular motion and the class said: Blender. I lolled. Haha. Well, today the lecturer asked for a source of random errors that are cause by the observer and my classmate said mood swings. That goes to show you shouldn't do physics experiments while having a bad day or you might get more errors ;) No wonder my physics experiments never got the right values. 

Today is Friday

  Oh wait, it's Tuesday. I'm in the Bermuda Triangle, no sense of time. I got off school early, went to sleep and woke up wondering what year I'm in. No, that only happens if you're in the Bermuda Triangle like me. Which ALL of you are not. 

  Sabina and I skyped with Echo/Skype Test Call Service, she's really friendly actually ;) She made us realise that our speakers and microphones are working fine! But aww, she hung up on us before we finished talking. Rude much. jjosh23, you were replaced by Echo for a moment there. Haha. 

Please don't. 

*cough* I'm having *cough* privacy violation *cough* issues *cough*

Privacy violation. Not even once.

ALIGN LEFT.

A left-hander turned 18 today. 

Another left-hander also turned 16 today. 

To the left, to the left. 

Happy Birthday(s).

ALIGN RIGHT.

And a million other right-handers also have birthdays today.

I don't know you all.

No, I don't care. 

Class of 2010

Then when you graduate

You take a look around and you say "Hey wait!"

This is just the same as where I just came from

  High school would be weird without all of you PEOPLE. All of YOU should be here and relive high school all over again. Recess is never complete without a trip to the fruit stall and watermelons. 

How to write a manifesto

Today I write a manifesto.

Or maybe not.

Cat with MBBS

Hello dango. You are a lie. Dango. Daikazoku.

Clannad made dangos so overrated. 

Dango IRL not so awsm, unless you're in Japan. 

  There was this Japanese festival thing at the stadium last night. Bon Odori? I think it's called Bon Odori. A festival where Japanese girls wear yukatas and other girls think of it as cosplay night, haha. It's pretty much this big fair where they sell lots of food, Japanese food. And they dance, dance all night, partehhh. It was fun, the eating part I mean, lulz. There were lots of little girls walking around wearing yukatas, cuteness overwhelming, like anime, but not in an anime. Anime IRL. Somewhat. 

  Oh and they mostly just sell Japanese stuff there. Food is kinda pricey but I would do almost anything to have a break from the usual food I eat. Seriously, haha. So, there was this yakult stall where they were giving out free samples. Advantages of crowds, you can take as many free samples as you want and no one would notice, haha. Well, I sorta did that, free is my favourite word. That was being a cheapskate at its best ;) I bought this really awesome ice-cream which isn't actually ice-cream but something like mochi but it has ice-cream in it. To sum up, it was really awsm. I don't really have a good photo of it which doesn't make it look disturbing, oh well. Highlight of the day, I forgot to bring my camera. I usually carry my camera everywhere, but for once I t'ollay forgot to bring it. Gee. 

Spot the error!

Soo, apparently Justin Bieber is Japanese. 

Or maybe they got him confused with Rustin Hieber. Wrong photo.

On another note, 

Do you like cats?

Do you like cute cats?

Do you like cute talking cats?

Do you like doctors?

Do you like breathing?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, click this link

Yes, I answered yes to any of the above questions and I am awesome

If you answered no to any of the above questions,  click this link

No, I answered no to any of the above questions and I need help

YOU SHALL NOT REGRET IT. MOSTLY. 

AND BOTH LINKS ARE NOT ADS.  :)

That Feel

  Studying, pfft, studying, pffft, me, studying, pffft, haha. What a joke.

  I tried to skype with Sabina, Vicky and Joshua last night. Note the word tried. The line was devastating, got disconnected every 5 minutes or so, haha. But that was the best-est! 4 people in one conversation, everyone talking at the same time and you don't know who's talking or who's talking to who or who's talking about what, haha. We were mostly screaming What! and Face! during the conversation. Best-est people, best-est. 

FANTASIA ALLA MARCIA

2 hours away

  It's Sunday and I'm spending it at college, residential college that is. Gee, I envy all those people who have a place to go home to every Friday afternoon. I walk out the gate and I would see all these cars parked by the road with the trunk open and filled with stuff. And then on Sunday, there would be all these cars driving in and people unloading tons of stuff. Gosh, that would be nice, not being stuck here, with limited internet, and 31 degrees temperature everyday. 

  Bsh, I desipo to watch Transformers 3! Well, not really, but on a scale of 1 to 10, it would be an 8. Haha, but the cinemas here are so crowded and more importantly, I don't know how to get to anywhere, literally. I am pretty good at finding my way using public transport, but I ain't exactly great with crowds. They freak me out. I have been traumatized by my first few days in KL at the sight of rush hour. Forever not the same. Bsh, so many cool movies coming out this month, and I can't watch anything.

  August 13, the arrival of alleged awesomeness, better come quick. It's like the ONLY highlight of these few months. Woah, that sounds sad. Which I am. Very. Very. 

  Okay, so I have been rambling on and on about nothing, nothing worthwhile. Except this. Go check out Hyperbole and a Half. You know you want to, because of that awesome blog title. 

Reasons to check out Hyperbole and a Half:

1. It has words.

2. It has pictures.

3. It has colourful pictures.

4. It has words in colourful pictures. 

5. IT'S A HYPERBOLE AND A HALF. Come on! A Hyperbole, and a Half!

CLICK ON IT!!111

HYPERBOLE AND A HALF

VFD

Sad bear is sad

T!G!I!F!

TGIF :(
Thank God It's Free :(

To Nothing: the fragrance by The Script users:
1. Nothing
2. Nothing
3. Nothing
4. Oh
5. Yes, I am referring to YOU, JCUIOWN

  Youth Retreat 2011! Finally a group activity to look forward to ever since J3Zhong 2008's class trip to Zen Garden! And. I. Can't. Go.

13 Aug - The alleged AWSMNESS arrives, allegedly

Look at what an awesome time I'm having in KL! :(

 I'm having like, the time of my life! :(

This place is soo fun! :(

I LOOOVE KL! :(

JULY 1

ONE