Physicks

  Sometimes, trains get really full and extremely crowded to the point that you think when it tries to move, it can't move and will completely collapse onto the tracks. Instead, most of the time you are wrong! And the train can still move. Hooray for modern locomotive technology. When this is the situation, you would most likely be gasping, literally, for air in the coach. Wondering why is everyone so desperate for the train at this hour, then you'll realize you're just like them. Irony. 

  By applying the concept of physicks, oops, typo, physics, you can now obtain extra space and oxygen in that people infested train, according to a conversation in class this afternoon when everyone's practically dying from afternoon fatigue. 

Hypothesis: If you carry two durians into the train, people will avoid and you will have more space. If you use uniform circular motion and spin those durians, people will avoid you even more and you might even have a whole coach to yourself. ;) 

Precautions: You shall carry durians without a bag, super effective, increase efficiency of thorns poking people. 

Conclusion: Hypothesis is accepted. People will also think of you as a psychopath. An educated psychopath with knowledge of uniform circular motion spinning two durians while walking into trains. 

  Now why would I write such a dumb blog post? I have physics lab practical test next Tuesday. On uniform circular motion. Which involves spinning things in the air. And solo lab report, written solo. Note the word TEST. 

No time for social links. I am sorry strands. 

Maths class gone wrong, haha.