So I heard you were turning 18

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SABINA

You're now old. Like me. 

And you're legal. Like me. 

And you can get wasted. Like Ke$ha. Not me.

And you can party. Like Britney. Not me.

And then you can weep over your mostly lost youth years. Like me. 

And then you will have to accept the fact that you can't go back in time. 

Unless you fly back to UK.

And thennnnnnn

Lots of people will show up at your house today to partyyyy :) 

By the way, you're both 18 in Malaysian and UK time. I know. I checked. ;) 

You old. 

Which probably means pedobear won't get you.

Unless you follow an ice cream truck ;) 

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most, live the longest. True story.