30 February

Asian leap day: An extra day to study

Procrastinating Asian leap day: An extra day to procrastinate from studying

Today will cease to exist tomorrow. Fade into nothing. So, everything you do today will be INVALID. YAY, WASTE THE DAY! Tomorrow, it will be like today never happened, because it technically does not exist. Ha ha. Waste waste waste. 

Now listen to my story of Penny

Penny likes dogs

I don't like dogs

I have dog phobia

Penny wants a puppy

I told her I am allergic to dog fur

And it causes me to hyperventilate

Which she will have to take me to the hospital

Which she does not want to

Penny suggested getting a hairless dog

I said I would rather not

She said I might not be allergic to it

And stressed that I might be okay with it

But I am not

Penny does not see my point.

DO YOU? 

崇正亭

BRAIN BURN!

Maths is so super bombastic, mind-bending
Eg.

Given that the equation of the line is y=2x+1. There are 24 hours in a day. Using the information given, calculate the speed of a projectile projected at 30 degrees from the ground.  Explain Newton's First Law.  If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? From your answer, what is the mass of the sun? 

*exaggeration may have been used, or it may have not*

那些年，我们没有做功课

And those days where a hot shower would supposedly help us solve all maths problems. 

That was a lie. It doesn't work. Ha ha. 

TTSS is the awesome. Or as you should put it now, it was awesome.

  Tshung Tsin Pagoda super iconic in memory, not that I spent any time there, but still, iconic. Doodled a picture of it in class using my memory, turned out to look like a wooden shelter overgrown with weeds. Guess I don't have good memory after all. 

Vacancy for lawyer

As quoted by Daniel Handler

Eine Trennung ist wie das Lesen Deutsch: viele schwierige Silben füllen dein Gehirn und Mund

That's Chinese, or Japanese, they're so similar I can't tell which is which. Or it might be Korean.

If you think you have to take sides, you don't.

Daniel Handler is awesome. Why We Broke Up Project. The ability to relate to that may vary according to your current situation. The point is I require that book please.

On another note, I also require a lawyer. To press charges. 

Not sure how to process current situation.

Sabina, you are right. And it is getting creepier on so many levels. 

EVERYONE EDU CRI! 

Google you so elaborate

Melt your COLD COLD heart

Enjoy your Valentines 小曾

Insensitivity is instinct, ha ha

And getting someone a guy is a very practical idea

Just not very plausible. Hmm. 

On another note, 

THAT FEEL,

When you leave the apartment to go and print an important assignment

Walk half a kilometre to some printing centre at night

That feel when you plug the pendrive into the computer at the printing centre

That feel when you realize it is empty

THAT FEEL WHEN YOU FORGOT TO ACTUALLY COPY THE ASSIGNMENT INTO THE PENDRIVE

Life: -50

Mana: -50

Determination: -10

Stupidity: +10

Awkwardness: +5

Urge to make Y U NO GUY face: +100

Now you know, that feel. 

And enjoy your Valentines too, to the rest of you who are not forever arone 小曾 

Breaking News

Soo, how's life? 

As you can see from the lack of words, 

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING. 

Only on CNN

But what about you? ;) 

Three Digits

HELLO

020212

Greetings to Kota Kinabalu :)

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