Procrastinating Asian leap day: An extra day to procrastinate from studying
Today will cease to exist tomorrow. Fade into nothing. So, everything you do today will be INVALID. YAY, WASTE THE DAY! Tomorrow, it will be like today never happened, because it technically does not exist. Ha ha. Waste waste waste.
Now listen to my story of Penny
Penny likes dogs
I don't like dogs
I have dog phobia
Penny wants a puppy
I told her I am allergic to dog fur
And it causes me to hyperventilate
Which she will have to take me to the hospital
Which she does not want to
Penny suggested getting a hairless dog
I said I would rather not
She said I might not be allergic to it
And stressed that I might be okay with it
But I am not
Penny does not see my point.
DO YOU?
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