How We Met A Country

  On the 30th of March 2010, exactly two years ago, four people and a cat were fighting dragons under a tree in a herbal garden in TTSS. They were fighting against the country of Sealand, which is some country on a boat in the middle of the ocean. Obviously, they won because they were awesome and decided to spread the awesomeness by creating a country - AWESOMASIA. Then they built awesome facilities in the country including Awesomasia High School, University of Awesomasia, farms, kindergartens, prisons and sports teams. They then went on to conquer and spread awesomeness in Borneo, Lahad Datu, Kudat, Damai, Institut Sinaran, STTSS, Kuala Lumpur, Johor, Singapore, UK and Australia. And eventually moarrrr! They even survived the momentous lips and iron fist of Angelababe and a war threat from some kingdom called Andrewegria, which they lost, aha. All the base are now belong to us and we are over 9000! Awesomasia currently has a population of 55 people. We are planning to send the whole country to compete in the Olympics due to lack of participants. 

And that is the story of Awesomasia, which is an awesomazing country although we have no flag and no anthem. So,

HAPPY 2ND NATIONAL DAY TO AWESOMASIA!

And now, this is the REAL story of Awesomasia and what actually happened,

  On the 30th of March 2010, three people were really really bored in S2 XIAO and apparently not sleepy enough to sleep, so they made a country and called it Awesomasia, derived from the words awesome + Asia + awesomazing, NOT awesome + Malaysia. They wanted to defeat the country of Sealand because they heard it only has a population of 27. Btw, the princess comes from S2 ZHONG. Angelababe may have caused the sienzz-ness. 

But the fake version was wayy cooler so we're going to stick with that one. 

Make sure you memorize the Prince's full name, because it is really long:

Dr. Joshua Face Chang Hin Seng Alejandro Manzano Pen James Pocamantas Jjosh23 

(MBBS, MDE, minor in Dentistry and Tang Yuan manufacturing) 

Conquering the UK

p.s This is pretty much what we do in high school, when we're not sleeping.