Too sleepy to eat, too hungry to sleep

Presenting the world's bestest and most awesomest game ever, and also the game that nearly ruined my life while saving my life at the same time. 

Now rejoice!

If you have never played, or at least heard of the Sims, you must have been living under a rock with no wi-fi or 3G or friends for that matter, for the past twenty years at least. In that case, it must have been horrible living under that rock, all the more reason why you need to play Sims, to get away from your sad life under a rock. 

Reasons why the Sims is awesome:

1. Kaching (that's an actual 'magic word' in the game *hint*), you can get super freakishly rich while at the same time be unemployed. You can finally party all day long and marry aliens or the maid. OR BOTH. Or you can cheat your way to the top and become a world renowned surgeon, or rockstar, or secret agent. So much win. 

2. You can have awesome perfect life with perfect house and highly visually attractive multi talented rich family with a super whole bunch of friends. Plastic surgery can fix everything, change your face once a while just because you're bored. Did I mention you'd also be rich? And facey? And popular?

3. DROWNING YOUR ENEMIES. OR BURNING. Or recreating your real life arch nemesis and then making a satellite fall on them. I have probably killed you a few times in my game, I just never told you, hek hek. Starvation also works, though it's boring. 

4. The game does not make sense. And it's funny. Unable to get into kitchen because a plate is on the floor. Bedside table won't let you get into bed. LEAVE YOUR BABY ON THE FLOOR TO GO ANSWER THE PHONE. And the ever paradox of being too sleepy to eat, but too hungry to sleep. And you'll just pass out on the floor. 

5. I* have no life.

*may be replaced with 'you'

  I played Sims ever since the very first one was released, and now it's the Sims 3 already. And I was also super insanely addicted to it that I played it more than I lived my own life, ha ha ha. Now I'm just really desipo to have a mouse so I can play it bsh, instead of just posting about it here. Then I won't have to live my life anymore! I can live in the game forever and ever and ever. Life is a much harder game to play compared to the Sims, although the graphics are insanely good and there's no lag. Ha ha. 

I HAVE TO PLAY IT, Y I NO MOUSE?! OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?!