300711

That awkward moment when, oh never mind

Destress vs. Distress

Bear Grylls

Man vs. Wild

Or more appropriately

Man and cameraman vs. Wild

  Stress. Stress. Stress. School has never been this stressful. But on a bright side, physics class has been funny recently. And I mean funny, not the three lettered word F-U-N that I haven't been getting much lately. Haha. The lecturer once asked for an example of uniform circular motion and the class said: Blender. I lolled. Haha. Well, today the lecturer asked for a source of random errors that are cause by the observer and my classmate said mood swings. That goes to show you shouldn't do physics experiments while having a bad day or you might get more errors ;) No wonder my physics experiments never got the right values. 

Today is Friday

  Oh wait, it's Tuesday. I'm in the Bermuda Triangle, no sense of time. I got off school early, went to sleep and woke up wondering what year I'm in. No, that only happens if you're in the Bermuda Triangle like me. Which ALL of you are not. 

  Sabina and I skyped with Echo/Skype Test Call Service, she's really friendly actually ;) She made us realise that our speakers and microphones are working fine! But aww, she hung up on us before we finished talking. Rude much. jjosh23, you were replaced by Echo for a moment there. Haha. 

Please don't. 

*cough* I'm having *cough* privacy violation *cough* issues *cough*

Privacy violation. Not even once.

ALIGN LEFT.

A left-hander turned 18 today. 

Another left-hander also turned 16 today. 

To the left, to the left. 

Happy Birthday(s).

ALIGN RIGHT.

And a million other right-handers also have birthdays today.

I don't know you all.

No, I don't care. 

Class of 2010

Then when you graduate

You take a look around and you say "Hey wait!"

This is just the same as where I just came from

  High school would be weird without all of you PEOPLE. All of YOU should be here and relive high school all over again. Recess is never complete without a trip to the fruit stall and watermelons. 

How to write a manifesto

Today I write a manifesto.

Or maybe not.

Cat with MBBS

Hello dango. You are a lie. Dango. Daikazoku.

Clannad made dangos so overrated. 

Dango IRL not so awsm, unless you're in Japan. 

  There was this Japanese festival thing at the stadium last night. Bon Odori? I think it's called Bon Odori. A festival where Japanese girls wear yukatas and other girls think of it as cosplay night, haha. It's pretty much this big fair where they sell lots of food, Japanese food. And they dance, dance all night, partehhh. It was fun, the eating part I mean, lulz. There were lots of little girls walking around wearing yukatas, cuteness overwhelming, like anime, but not in an anime. Anime IRL. Somewhat. 

  Oh and they mostly just sell Japanese stuff there. Food is kinda pricey but I would do almost anything to have a break from the usual food I eat. Seriously, haha. So, there was this yakult stall where they were giving out free samples. Advantages of crowds, you can take as many free samples as you want and no one would notice, haha. Well, I sorta did that, free is my favourite word. That was being a cheapskate at its best ;) I bought this really awesome ice-cream which isn't actually ice-cream but something like mochi but it has ice-cream in it. To sum up, it was really awsm. I don't really have a good photo of it which doesn't make it look disturbing, oh well. Highlight of the day, I forgot to bring my camera. I usually carry my camera everywhere, but for once I t'ollay forgot to bring it. Gee. 

Spot the error!

Soo, apparently Justin Bieber is Japanese. 

Or maybe they got him confused with Rustin Hieber. Wrong photo.

On another note, 

Do you like cats?

Do you like cute cats?

Do you like cute talking cats?

Do you like doctors?

Do you like breathing?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, click this link

Yes, I answered yes to any of the above questions and I am awesome

If you answered no to any of the above questions,  click this link

No, I answered no to any of the above questions and I need help

YOU SHALL NOT REGRET IT. MOSTLY. 

AND BOTH LINKS ARE NOT ADS.  :)

That Feel

  Studying, pfft, studying, pffft, me, studying, pffft, haha. What a joke.

  I tried to skype with Sabina, Vicky and Joshua last night. Note the word tried. The line was devastating, got disconnected every 5 minutes or so, haha. But that was the best-est! 4 people in one conversation, everyone talking at the same time and you don't know who's talking or who's talking to who or who's talking about what, haha. We were mostly screaming What! and Face! during the conversation. Best-est people, best-est. 

FANTASIA ALLA MARCIA

2 hours away

  It's Sunday and I'm spending it at college, residential college that is. Gee, I envy all those people who have a place to go home to every Friday afternoon. I walk out the gate and I would see all these cars parked by the road with the trunk open and filled with stuff. And then on Sunday, there would be all these cars driving in and people unloading tons of stuff. Gosh, that would be nice, not being stuck here, with limited internet, and 31 degrees temperature everyday. 

  Bsh, I desipo to watch Transformers 3! Well, not really, but on a scale of 1 to 10, it would be an 8. Haha, but the cinemas here are so crowded and more importantly, I don't know how to get to anywhere, literally. I am pretty good at finding my way using public transport, but I ain't exactly great with crowds. They freak me out. I have been traumatized by my first few days in KL at the sight of rush hour. Forever not the same. Bsh, so many cool movies coming out this month, and I can't watch anything.

  August 13, the arrival of alleged awesomeness, better come quick. It's like the ONLY highlight of these few months. Woah, that sounds sad. Which I am. Very. Very. 

  Okay, so I have been rambling on and on about nothing, nothing worthwhile. Except this. Go check out Hyperbole and a Half. You know you want to, because of that awesome blog title. 

Reasons to check out Hyperbole and a Half:

1. It has words.

2. It has pictures.

3. It has colourful pictures.

4. It has words in colourful pictures. 

5. IT'S A HYPERBOLE AND A HALF. Come on! A Hyperbole, and a Half!

CLICK ON IT!!111

HYPERBOLE AND A HALF

VFD

Sad bear is sad

T!G!I!F!

TGIF :(
Thank God It's Free :(

To Nothing: the fragrance by The Script users:
1. Nothing
2. Nothing
3. Nothing
4. Oh
5. Yes, I am referring to YOU, JCUIOWN

  Youth Retreat 2011! Finally a group activity to look forward to ever since J3Zhong 2008's class trip to Zen Garden! And. I. Can't. Go.

13 Aug - The alleged AWSMNESS arrives, allegedly

Look at what an awesome time I'm having in KL! :(

 I'm having like, the time of my life! :(

This place is soo fun! :(

I LOOOVE KL! :(

JULY 1

ONE

/b/

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER-R-R-R

June 30

Two

June 29

Three

我选我味

Cluedo is such a stressful game. 

  I had social linksss at BGK! Sabina, I know you jelly ;) Well, everything started pretty awkwardly. We went into Maple Cafe and sat down for 5 minutes staring at the menu trying to decide what to order. And then. And then. And then. We stood up. We stood up. And walked away. Walked out of the cafe. Just as the waitress was trying to get our order. Just walked out. Just like that. And went to BGK. Ha. Ha. Ha. Period. 

  We had onion ringsss, plural form. In BURGER KING, DAMAI, KOTA KINABALU, SABAH, MALAYSIA. CAPS LOCK. Oh, and we bought you a cup of milo Sabina :) According to custom, we of course had an after party, at MAPLE CAFE, DAMAI, KOTA KINABALU, SABAH, MALAYSIA. After we awkwardly left that place an hour ago, lulz. Finally played jjosh's Cluedo. Super stressful game. So many suspects. So many weapons. So many locations! Everyone stress, find the culprit! Tham sings! Joshua hangover! Crystal sexy voice! Vicky exhausted! I leaving! Sabina so silent the whole night!

Onion rings disappeared so fast. I think this picture is actual size. =/

A winner is you!

Doppelgängers
They just really scare me
I hope I don't have one, like woah.
Absolutely terrifying.

And to all Awesomasians:

I built Awesomasia! (in my computer) ;)
And I made Face Chang a priest, yay, go evangelise in the digital world

Sims Medieval is WINNING

Some things, just don't make sense.

"Has anyone really been far as decided to use even  go want to do more like?"

“You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.”

O NO, MY BRAIN HURTS. INTERNET PEOPLE, YOU ARE KILLING ME. HAHA. 

p.s THREE DAYS! PARANOIA!

Yue Lai Yue Yuan

METH: NOT EVEN ONCE

That's why you should never do drugs. Example given.

I'm supposed to on study vacation now

But I'm not. 

Haha, study vacation is such an oxymoron.

Well,

To all who are having exams on Monday

i.e students in Brisbane, most notably in IES ;)

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR EXAM GUYS! :) 

If you wasted your SWOT vac, well, God bless you

Haha, jk ;)

But really, God bless you all, lol

I'm supposed to be taking the exams too.

But I'm not.

Oh well.

FANTASIA ALLA MARCIA

PESCE M-FACE

Refer to that

It's like Fantasia Alla Marcia is the only thing you can FEEL.

Yo, I put a link in a link so you can link while you link. 

Wisdom not included

To see the world in a grain of sand,
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
And eternity in an hour.

-William Blake

That is one really attention grabbing stanza, for some reason.

Made my day

Alot is better than you at everything

This is an alot, see the difference? ;) It does not mean the same thing as 'a lot', haha

On a side note, 

AEROBIC IS NOW A LANGUAGE!!

Haha, okay, technically it's not

Someone probably meant to write arabic but wrote aerobic instead. LOLOLOL

Made my day, awesome typos (or is it??)

Your daily dose of junk

Y FAT MAKE ME LOOK FAT!

And fyi, I'm not obsessed with my weight. At least not like the way I used to, haha. 

But maybe I should. Aha.

  The cinema is so lacking in movies right now. I have practically watched every movie once or maybe twice, NOT THRICE, except Toyol Nakal. HAHAHA, OF COURSE I'M NOT GOING TO WATCH THAT MOVIE. 

  I just watched X-Men last night. 5 out of 10 I guess. More on the 4 side. They must have gotten their time frame wrong because it's supposedly in the 1960s and I did not know the 1960s were so technologically advanced. If it wasn't for that black and white tv scene, I would have thought they were in the modern days. Haha.  Well, I guess fashion and clothes (or the lack of it, PG-13 much) in the 1960s were prettyyy advanced too, lol. Everyone in the movie is so perfect and facey, perfectly facey, facily perfect. Our society does not look like that at all. Perfect face and perfect figure, does the US really look like that? Aha. And apparently, commute time is non existent. One second you're in Las Vegas, the next you're in Oxford. And of course you can travel to Oxford from New York by VAN. Hahaha. P.s I do not hate the movie okay. 

  The cinema I went to was so extremely awkward! They started playing all that movie trailer stuff before and the movie and it suddenly stopped. Stopped in the middle of the Transformers trailer. The screen went blank. And we just sat there in the dark, waiting, for probably 5 minutes. So so awkward, stunness, don't know what to do, lulz. They had this really considerate sound system too. When we were watching the movie, the sound would suddenly get turned down low, especially during those explosion scenes. ONe second it was loud and then it went really soft. Considerate much, wouldn't want you to hurt your ears now would they ;) 

X-Men according to tumblr, oh gee

BZZZZZZZZZ

O so empty, so so empty. My days are so so empty.

Oh lookie, a package from Aussy. 

From myself. 

To myself. 

Ahaha.

At least my books are finally here. 

Postage is such a rip off, costed me my life savings just to mail my life treasures home. Lulz.

On another note,

Another Twilight movie is coming out soon, oh yay! Geeee

I'm pretty sure they didn't spend any of their budget on acting lessons for Kristen Stewart. That emotionless face must totally be natural talent, she's a born natural for that role. You can't learn stuff like that from acting lessons, you just don't ;)

Anticipation overwhelming!! *pfft* Took them 3 movies to get married. Edward and Bella abusive relationship much, haaa. Team Black Eyed Peas! ;)

There was this story

   Long ago but not so long ago, like a few months ago, a certain someone lived in KK. Then that certain person went to Brisbane. Soon, the very same certain person went back to KK. And then went back to Brisbane. Well, in the end, that certain someone went back to KK, again, and can NEVER leave again. At least not after 18 months, aha. 

So, this is pretty (very very roughly) much how I spent my last days (FOR NOW) in Brisbane:

I went to South Bank 

And went on the City Cat :) Which was surprisingly and strangely fun and euphoric(?) Haha

Oh and that's Charlotte, Pei Yee, Esther (who hacks my fb account, bshh) and Brandon

Then I went on the Brisbane Wheel thing thingy, forgot how tall it is, let's just say it's prettyyy tall, haha.

Sat with Charlotte and Samantha :) ONE MORE ROUND! 

OH AND MAX BRENNER! Chocolate heaven! (but then it's kind of a rip off, but then I didn't pay, thanks to Pei Yee and Esther! Haha)

  Oh gee, I slacked off so much. I should have posted this like a week ago, hah. So, I'm back where I started again. Square one. Aha. They're having a winter festival in Brisbane, and it's snowing! *man-made snow still counts* I wish I could go, but oh well. I totally miss the weather in Brisbane, why can't KK be 15 degrees in June! 

p.s. YES PEOPLE,  I CURRENT LOCATION DOUBLE POTASSIUM

Trigonomnomnometry

I shall be back with awesome posts and pictures :)

Currently trying to dissect the laws of trigonometry, not so much progress with that =/

VFD

My my

Oh, and I just realised this is my 200th post! *Meaningful much* Though I doubt the number of posts that are filled with significant content is less than that, very much less than that *oxymoron*

And Sunday comes afterwards

Four words. Last weekend was awesome.

Watch this: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KT_89gi2Dk

TILL THE END :)

Now watch this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTjr_oCo6uU

You should now feel at least 40% more stupid than before you watched both videos ;)

Haha, I just triple posted a bunch of redundant stuff. 

Tomorrow is Saturday

GOLD COAST!

  On a fine fine Saturday morning, I went to the Gold Coast with Pei Yee and Chern! Visited Surfers Paradise first. It totally took us FOREVER to get there. The bus ride there wasn't actually the best either, a group of friends were like blasting music and talking throughout the ride, reminded me of pilaks, oops, that was mean, but true. Haha. We had lunch at this seafood place with a waiter who looks like Poseidon, if he was holding a triton, he could totally become Aussy's Next Top Mermaid, hah lame pun. Surfers Paradise. Surf. Paradise. Surf. Paradise. The beach can kill you with it's awesomeness. 

Well well, if only Tanjung Aru looked like that =/

  Then we went to Pacific Fair, some sort of shopping mall and Harbourtown or more like discount town. I killed my wallet, it starved. Details not required. Hah.

Today is Friday

  Friday, I went to the movies with Samantha, Pei Yee and Charlotte. Got this really cool and funny pair of 3D glasses which we can actually bring home instead of  the ones like in KK where we had to pay RM5 to rent them and return them after the movie. 3D in Aussy is pretty awesome yo. Pei Yee and I bought popcorn but then they were salty, aww man. Turns out we were supposed to order caramel popcorn but we didn't, lol. I bought a box of jawbreakers at the counter and I am seriously addicted to it. I ate a whole box of it and yay, it gave me a sore throat. H1N1 soon.

  The awesome part, I went to Hope Brisbane! Sort of. Well, I went to their youth group special event thing which is held at someone's apartment. Which I just found out is in Indooroopilly, which is pretty near to my house, which I never knew ever since I got here. Yay. We pretty much spent the whole night playing games, 15 minutes sharing and the rest of the time was spent eating, lol. I gotta say, their group is pretty cool and awesome ;) Hope KK youth group should come here and attend the service (is that what it's called?) in St. Lucia which is an awesomely beautiful place :)

Meh

  It's raining! At night! The sound of the raindrops is so nice and soothing, haha. Best weather ever since I got here. I just hope it won't rain again in the morning on the way to school or I would definitely be awfully wet and freezing. 

Heaven on earth

Heaven on earth is a well stocked discount bookstore and a full wallet. 

Or this works fine too ;)

  Borders bookstores everywhere is closing down for some reason and also lots of other bookstores. And that can only mean, book sales! I went to Borders in the city today and man, when they say everything must go, they really mean EVERYTHING must go. Haha. They're practically selling everything in the store including the shelves and old printers (?) and the weirdest thing I saw was a stack of blue pens tied together for sale which may or may not have been used. 

  I went to Borders a few times before and it's so funny that the prices there keeps getting lower and lower. The first time I went there was when they haven't decided to close down and everything costed a fortune, like $25 for a book, woah. Well, I went there again a few weeks later and they were beginning to clear everything. Books were mostly on 50% discount and I saw this funny sign at the counter: 'The closing date has not been decided, thank you for NOT asking'. Sarcasm much. So today I passed by and went inside, STUN FACE. The first row of shelves I saw had books price at ONE DOLLAR each. POPULAR AND TIMES, Y U NO HAVE RM1 BOOKS THAT ARE NOT EXERCISE BOOKS. There was a sign for book prices: $24.99, TAKE OFF $23.99 % discount, YOU PAY $1 ea. Haha, awsm.

 I bought two books and bsh! I realized I already had one of them at home! Cynthia Kadohata, Y YOUR BOOK COVERS SO SIMILAR! Gosh, now I have two books that are exactly the same, funny, impulsive buyer much. Haha.

Hide and Seek Champion 2011

Where's Bin Laden? ;) I actually saw this book at the bookstore, funny

Well, a few weeks ago he was hanging out at his mansion which took the US government ten years to find. Now, he's probably hanging out with megatron under the sea ;)

There's this picture I've always wanted

  I bought some cherries yesterday, emphasis on the word 'some'. They costed me my life savings and that picture is actual size. Haha, okay, that was slightly exaggerated. But they still costed a fortune, around 3 dollars for 200 grams, woah. Cherries are awesome, that compensated for the hole in my wallet, partly. 

  So... there's this picture I've always wanted. Awesomasian royal family, we must attempt this picture! Emphasis on MUST. It's gonna be the best shot ever, the best shot that you will EVER take in YOUR LIFE. And then we will buy that picture at the souvenir place and watch the stun face of the cashier. Epicness overwhelming. We should play monopoly. Haha. 

BANNED IS COMIC SANS! 

Good thing blogger doesn't have it ;)

Comic Sans

"You're not much of a sweet eater are you?"
My homestay host asked me that at dinner today and I thought,
"Well, you just haven't seen the secret candy and chocolate stash in my room"
Of course I didn't say that to her, I just said
"Uhh, I'm just full after dinner" Haha.

  I guess my room is like a secret stash for everything. I've got a whole pile of candy and stuff hidden in my drawers since I'm supposed to put my food in the pantry but then the pantry is way too far away. Good thing she doesn't go inside my room or I'd be dead. Haha. 

On another note

THE HORROR OF COMIC SANS!

It's like the worst font ever invented. 

It is never acceptable to use comic sans. Haha. Seriously. Comic sans is audience repelling. 

Jia Jun Peng!

贾君鹏你妈妈喊你回家吃饭

Welcome to the club, PESCE-MFACE.blogspot.com

Response to Face Chang, BATA shoes = Buy And Throw Away shoes :) 

Leicester

我可不可以不要去
"I don't think I want to accept"
"My parents don't think they want to accept"
According to Sabina
Two completely different statements which
Sadly does not work the same way
This is even worse than that time I wasn't allowed to retake my maths exam
This is even worse than the first time I left
Because now I'm back to square one
And I have to do everything all over again
Except I don't have my awesome bedroom
And my awesome bed
And my awesome closet
And my awesome internet line
And the awesome weather
And my awesome school though it's kinda boring
And my awesome group of friends who are never boring, tsk tsk tsk
And awesome places to go visit
Where I wouldn't ever worry about going home empty handed, literally
Or worry about not being able to go home at all, yikes O.O
If you know what I mean, haha
I have to say my goodbyes again
AGAIN.
For starters, GOODBYE LEICESTER :(
Can you not, can I not
"So many people can only dream of getting it, you have it and you don't want it?!"
I guess I'm not part of that group
Living someone else's dream
So it's back to that same question
我可不可以不要去

O NO

  I bought a bottle of soap bubbles thingy at Kmart last week. Now I've been obsessively addicted to it, bubbles! It's so awesome, awesomely fun. I spent hours playing with it at the park, my neighbours must have thought I'm weird or something. Haha. 

Can someone please explain to me the difference between dubstep, techno and electronica?
dubstep is like wahwahwahwahwahwahwah
and techno is like uns uns uns uns uns uns
and electronica is like deedledeedledeenerdoodeedledoodeedle

   The calendar's days, are numbered. *lame pun* My days, are also numbered. *It's okay, it's okay. I'm not gonna die there. Repeat saying that to myself for infinity times.* I guess I'm just excruciatingly picky. I'm not gonna die, I'm not gonna die, I'll make it, I hope. 

Without geometry, life is pointless

Aww man, I don't want to go. Go out, I mean. Haha. Can't I just stay in my room for the rest of my life.

Lemony Snicket! Too bad I lost the CD someone gave me last time, bsh, I must watch it again!

Education Crisis

Of all the ridiculous expressions people use - and people use a great many ridiculous expressions - one of the most ridiculous is "No news is good news." "No news is good news simply means that if you don't hear from someone, everything is probably fine, and you can see at once why this expression makes such little sense, because everything being fine is only one of the many, many reasons why someone may not contact you. 

-Lemony Snicket

So we're like tripods eh, according to Sabina. 

Yes, we all have education crisis. 

Cha-ching, everything needs money

They say money doesn't buy happiness

They lied!

Aww man

We can't live together no more

We can't skype while in the same house

We can't throw away our cellphones

We can't have GF mode and deepest darkest secrets moments

We can't troll people together

WE CAN'T BE IN THE SAME TIMEZONE

Dear Forever Alone, yes, you will be forever alone. Unless writing stick somehow goes there! Bsh, I so jelly, jelly, jelly. If only all 3 strands are rich like the royal family in UK, we would all be in the same timezone now. And forever, okay, maybe not, that kinda sounds creepy. Oh well, Jesus take the wii. Take it from a hen.  Aww man, why can't life be like high school, where we only worry about changing seats and not changing countries. And yes, I wanna go UK, but 树欲静而风不止！Okay, I don't really know what that means, but the point is, I want to go but I can't. Like since forever. Problems on the financial sector and my management sector ;) If you know what I mean, haha. Well, a decision shall be made, after I eat this cookie! Speak Memeglish forever! Leak the internet!

Dear Face Chang, hello future forever-bachelor-surfing-and-diving-doctor-and-marine-biologist-living-in-Cairns-and-studying-in-JCU-with-hospital-and-aquaria-and-tangyuan-kilang-where-I-will-not-work-as-printer-or-be-in-the-printing-department, you lack perseverance. Go get some. Jesus will take your wii. You should get on your bike, and go, just go, go and start a business somewhere, or most preferably a hospital. 

Education crisis, macam tiada. Back then. Haha.

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS SHAH ALAM!!11

世界の約束

思い出のうちにあなたはいない

セセらぎの歌にこの空の色に

花の香りにいつまでも生きて

Haa, I still remember how to read hiragana, lulz. That song makes me want to watch Spirited Away and Howl's Moving Castle again and again and again. Awesome anime. But Clannad is more awesome of course ;) I wish I had unlimited internet, I would like one free unlimited internet please. 

An omnomnommagon has omnomnom sides

I hope this helps me in my maths exam later. 

Because it is the only thing I studied. Haahha

Tick tock tick tock, keeping my fingers crossed =/

Sad crab, is sad

High school, best years of my life. 

• When I didn't know how to do my homework, there's always someone for me to copy from. 
• Whenever I missed the deadline for homework or project, I just tell the teacher I'll hand it in 'tomorrow', time does not exist, deadlines are relative ;)
• I could puke out a 300 word essay in 2 periods of class and not worry about plagiarism or quality
• It is only important to do homework the week before exams, when the teacher starts counting homework marks
• Waking up late in the morning doesn't really matter, haha, I was marked late nine times in just the first semester last year
• I can sleep in class and paying attention not required, just freak out whenever in trouble
• I use moral class to sleep and BM and computer and chinese and biology and chemistry and physics and maths
• Going to the canteen, at every recess, even if the recess is just 10 minutes long. 水果档! And chewy thing from 面包档!
• I study for a test an hour before the test
• Sharing is caring, discuss and share answers for test :)
• We can talk for a whole double period in PE class
• Class trips! Or in my case, class trip, singular
• I cram for exams the night before the actual exam
• Talking about memes all the time or angelababy and doing really weird stuff
• Not caring about anything
• I practically live half my life in the bandroom
• Sticky notes! Sticky notes everywhere! 
• THE STRANDS! ;) You guys should be here with me, bsh

I pity you sad crab

Palm on your face

Desipo Housewives, so this is what happens after the 'and they lived happily ever after' part

 Desipo, reminds me of that time when I was so desipo for someone to explain linear programming to me, last Monday. Funny story. I heard there was a maths test on Tuesday on binomial theorem and linear programming, so I sort of studied for it. There was this part I didn't get in linear programming, I totally forgot how to determine which side of the line to shade in and the examples in the book were all the opposite of my answers, haha. I was skype-ing with Sabina and freaked out and sent messages to her, which, yay, took forever to send. Freaking out more, went to facebook to find Tham and he didn't know how to do it. Urg, called Joshua with my phone and made him lose his game, oh yay :) Meh, still can't figure out the maths, skype message STILL SENDING, and called Sabina all the way in UK, haha. And in the end, suddenly figured it out while talking to Sabina, bshhh! Turns out I forgot to read the instructions part and we're supposed to shade in the part that is NOT the answer, no wonder everything was the opposite. FACEPALM SO MUCH. FAIL, EPIC FAIL. 

Some things you just don't get, haha

Power level over 9000!!

  So I just finished my 1000 words english essay draft thing a few days ago and boom, I have to do another one for biology! Sick sick world. It used to be: write between 250 and 300 words or something like that, and I always wrote too much. Now every teacher is asking for 1000 words, bsh. Or in other words 4 pages of A4 paper, which was what my biology teacher asked for. 

  There was this really creepy guy on the bus today, oops, kinda mean but he's was like really creepy. He sat 2 rows in front of my friend and I. Here's the weird part, he sat facing the back of the bus instead of the front, like the rest of the world did. He totally sat that way the whole bus ride and it was totally scary because his face and his glaring eyes are facing our direction. We freaked out, and got off the bus one stop earlier and walked. Paranoia. 

This perfectly describes the creepiness 

VFD

No, I do not hate the internet, aha. 

Had onion rings without any STRANDS :(