Yue Lai Yue Yuan

METH: NOT EVEN ONCE

That's why you should never do drugs. Example given.

I'm supposed to on study vacation now

But I'm not. 

Haha, study vacation is such an oxymoron.

Well,

To all who are having exams on Monday

i.e students in Brisbane, most notably in IES ;)

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR EXAM GUYS! :) 

If you wasted your SWOT vac, well, God bless you

Haha, jk ;)

But really, God bless you all, lol

I'm supposed to be taking the exams too.

But I'm not.

Oh well.

FANTASIA ALLA MARCIA

PESCE M-FACE

Refer to that

It's like Fantasia Alla Marcia is the only thing you can FEEL.

Yo, I put a link in a link so you can link while you link. 

Wisdom not included

To see the world in a grain of sand,
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
And eternity in an hour.

-William Blake

That is one really attention grabbing stanza, for some reason.

Made my day

Alot is better than you at everything

This is an alot, see the difference? ;) It does not mean the same thing as 'a lot', haha

On a side note, 

AEROBIC IS NOW A LANGUAGE!!

Haha, okay, technically it's not

Someone probably meant to write arabic but wrote aerobic instead. LOLOLOL

Made my day, awesome typos (or is it??)

Your daily dose of junk

Y FAT MAKE ME LOOK FAT!

And fyi, I'm not obsessed with my weight. At least not like the way I used to, haha. 

But maybe I should. Aha.

  The cinema is so lacking in movies right now. I have practically watched every movie once or maybe twice, NOT THRICE, except Toyol Nakal. HAHAHA, OF COURSE I'M NOT GOING TO WATCH THAT MOVIE. 

  I just watched X-Men last night. 5 out of 10 I guess. More on the 4 side. They must have gotten their time frame wrong because it's supposedly in the 1960s and I did not know the 1960s were so technologically advanced. If it wasn't for that black and white tv scene, I would have thought they were in the modern days. Haha.  Well, I guess fashion and clothes (or the lack of it, PG-13 much) in the 1960s were prettyyy advanced too, lol. Everyone in the movie is so perfect and facey, perfectly facey, facily perfect. Our society does not look like that at all. Perfect face and perfect figure, does the US really look like that? Aha. And apparently, commute time is non existent. One second you're in Las Vegas, the next you're in Oxford. And of course you can travel to Oxford from New York by VAN. Hahaha. P.s I do not hate the movie okay. 

  The cinema I went to was so extremely awkward! They started playing all that movie trailer stuff before and the movie and it suddenly stopped. Stopped in the middle of the Transformers trailer. The screen went blank. And we just sat there in the dark, waiting, for probably 5 minutes. So so awkward, stunness, don't know what to do, lulz. They had this really considerate sound system too. When we were watching the movie, the sound would suddenly get turned down low, especially during those explosion scenes. ONe second it was loud and then it went really soft. Considerate much, wouldn't want you to hurt your ears now would they ;) 

X-Men according to tumblr, oh gee

BZZZZZZZZZ

O so empty, so so empty. My days are so so empty.

Oh lookie, a package from Aussy. 

From myself. 

To myself. 

Ahaha.

At least my books are finally here. 

Postage is such a rip off, costed me my life savings just to mail my life treasures home. Lulz.

On another note,

Another Twilight movie is coming out soon, oh yay! Geeee

I'm pretty sure they didn't spend any of their budget on acting lessons for Kristen Stewart. That emotionless face must totally be natural talent, she's a born natural for that role. You can't learn stuff like that from acting lessons, you just don't ;)

Anticipation overwhelming!! *pfft* Took them 3 movies to get married. Edward and Bella abusive relationship much, haaa. Team Black Eyed Peas! ;)

There was this story

   Long ago but not so long ago, like a few months ago, a certain someone lived in KK. Then that certain person went to Brisbane. Soon, the very same certain person went back to KK. And then went back to Brisbane. Well, in the end, that certain someone went back to KK, again, and can NEVER leave again. At least not after 18 months, aha. 

So, this is pretty (very very roughly) much how I spent my last days (FOR NOW) in Brisbane:

I went to South Bank 

And went on the City Cat :) Which was surprisingly and strangely fun and euphoric(?) Haha

Oh and that's Charlotte, Pei Yee, Esther (who hacks my fb account, bshh) and Brandon

Then I went on the Brisbane Wheel thing thingy, forgot how tall it is, let's just say it's prettyyy tall, haha.

Sat with Charlotte and Samantha :) ONE MORE ROUND! 

OH AND MAX BRENNER! Chocolate heaven! (but then it's kind of a rip off, but then I didn't pay, thanks to Pei Yee and Esther! Haha)

  Oh gee, I slacked off so much. I should have posted this like a week ago, hah. So, I'm back where I started again. Square one. Aha. They're having a winter festival in Brisbane, and it's snowing! *man-made snow still counts* I wish I could go, but oh well. I totally miss the weather in Brisbane, why can't KK be 15 degrees in June! 

p.s. YES PEOPLE,  I CURRENT LOCATION DOUBLE POTASSIUM

Trigonomnomnometry

I shall be back with awesome posts and pictures :)

Currently trying to dissect the laws of trigonometry, not so much progress with that =/

VFD

My my

Oh, and I just realised this is my 200th post! *Meaningful much* Though I doubt the number of posts that are filled with significant content is less than that, very much less than that *oxymoron*

And Sunday comes afterwards

Four words. Last weekend was awesome.

Watch this: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KT_89gi2Dk

TILL THE END :)

Now watch this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTjr_oCo6uU

You should now feel at least 40% more stupid than before you watched both videos ;)

Haha, I just triple posted a bunch of redundant stuff. 

Tomorrow is Saturday

GOLD COAST!

  On a fine fine Saturday morning, I went to the Gold Coast with Pei Yee and Chern! Visited Surfers Paradise first. It totally took us FOREVER to get there. The bus ride there wasn't actually the best either, a group of friends were like blasting music and talking throughout the ride, reminded me of pilaks, oops, that was mean, but true. Haha. We had lunch at this seafood place with a waiter who looks like Poseidon, if he was holding a triton, he could totally become Aussy's Next Top Mermaid, hah lame pun. Surfers Paradise. Surf. Paradise. Surf. Paradise. The beach can kill you with it's awesomeness. 

Well well, if only Tanjung Aru looked like that =/

  Then we went to Pacific Fair, some sort of shopping mall and Harbourtown or more like discount town. I killed my wallet, it starved. Details not required. Hah.

Today is Friday

  Friday, I went to the movies with Samantha, Pei Yee and Charlotte. Got this really cool and funny pair of 3D glasses which we can actually bring home instead of  the ones like in KK where we had to pay RM5 to rent them and return them after the movie. 3D in Aussy is pretty awesome yo. Pei Yee and I bought popcorn but then they were salty, aww man. Turns out we were supposed to order caramel popcorn but we didn't, lol. I bought a box of jawbreakers at the counter and I am seriously addicted to it. I ate a whole box of it and yay, it gave me a sore throat. H1N1 soon.

  The awesome part, I went to Hope Brisbane! Sort of. Well, I went to their youth group special event thing which is held at someone's apartment. Which I just found out is in Indooroopilly, which is pretty near to my house, which I never knew ever since I got here. Yay. We pretty much spent the whole night playing games, 15 minutes sharing and the rest of the time was spent eating, lol. I gotta say, their group is pretty cool and awesome ;) Hope KK youth group should come here and attend the service (is that what it's called?) in St. Lucia which is an awesomely beautiful place :)

Meh

  It's raining! At night! The sound of the raindrops is so nice and soothing, haha. Best weather ever since I got here. I just hope it won't rain again in the morning on the way to school or I would definitely be awfully wet and freezing. 

Heaven on earth

Heaven on earth is a well stocked discount bookstore and a full wallet. 

Or this works fine too ;)

  Borders bookstores everywhere is closing down for some reason and also lots of other bookstores. And that can only mean, book sales! I went to Borders in the city today and man, when they say everything must go, they really mean EVERYTHING must go. Haha. They're practically selling everything in the store including the shelves and old printers (?) and the weirdest thing I saw was a stack of blue pens tied together for sale which may or may not have been used. 

  I went to Borders a few times before and it's so funny that the prices there keeps getting lower and lower. The first time I went there was when they haven't decided to close down and everything costed a fortune, like $25 for a book, woah. Well, I went there again a few weeks later and they were beginning to clear everything. Books were mostly on 50% discount and I saw this funny sign at the counter: 'The closing date has not been decided, thank you for NOT asking'. Sarcasm much. So today I passed by and went inside, STUN FACE. The first row of shelves I saw had books price at ONE DOLLAR each. POPULAR AND TIMES, Y U NO HAVE RM1 BOOKS THAT ARE NOT EXERCISE BOOKS. There was a sign for book prices: $24.99, TAKE OFF $23.99 % discount, YOU PAY $1 ea. Haha, awsm.

 I bought two books and bsh! I realized I already had one of them at home! Cynthia Kadohata, Y YOUR BOOK COVERS SO SIMILAR! Gosh, now I have two books that are exactly the same, funny, impulsive buyer much. Haha.

Hide and Seek Champion 2011

Where's Bin Laden? ;) I actually saw this book at the bookstore, funny

Well, a few weeks ago he was hanging out at his mansion which took the US government ten years to find. Now, he's probably hanging out with megatron under the sea ;)

There's this picture I've always wanted

  I bought some cherries yesterday, emphasis on the word 'some'. They costed me my life savings and that picture is actual size. Haha, okay, that was slightly exaggerated. But they still costed a fortune, around 3 dollars for 200 grams, woah. Cherries are awesome, that compensated for the hole in my wallet, partly. 

  So... there's this picture I've always wanted. Awesomasian royal family, we must attempt this picture! Emphasis on MUST. It's gonna be the best shot ever, the best shot that you will EVER take in YOUR LIFE. And then we will buy that picture at the souvenir place and watch the stun face of the cashier. Epicness overwhelming. We should play monopoly. Haha. 

BANNED IS COMIC SANS! 

Good thing blogger doesn't have it ;)

Comic Sans

"You're not much of a sweet eater are you?"
My homestay host asked me that at dinner today and I thought,
"Well, you just haven't seen the secret candy and chocolate stash in my room"
Of course I didn't say that to her, I just said
"Uhh, I'm just full after dinner" Haha.

  I guess my room is like a secret stash for everything. I've got a whole pile of candy and stuff hidden in my drawers since I'm supposed to put my food in the pantry but then the pantry is way too far away. Good thing she doesn't go inside my room or I'd be dead. Haha. 

On another note

THE HORROR OF COMIC SANS!

It's like the worst font ever invented. 

It is never acceptable to use comic sans. Haha. Seriously. Comic sans is audience repelling. 

Jia Jun Peng!

贾君鹏你妈妈喊你回家吃饭

Welcome to the club, PESCE-MFACE.blogspot.com

Response to Face Chang, BATA shoes = Buy And Throw Away shoes :) 

Leicester

我可不可以不要去
"I don't think I want to accept"
"My parents don't think they want to accept"
According to Sabina
Two completely different statements which
Sadly does not work the same way
This is even worse than that time I wasn't allowed to retake my maths exam
This is even worse than the first time I left
Because now I'm back to square one
And I have to do everything all over again
Except I don't have my awesome bedroom
And my awesome bed
And my awesome closet
And my awesome internet line
And the awesome weather
And my awesome school though it's kinda boring
And my awesome group of friends who are never boring, tsk tsk tsk
And awesome places to go visit
Where I wouldn't ever worry about going home empty handed, literally
Or worry about not being able to go home at all, yikes O.O
If you know what I mean, haha
I have to say my goodbyes again
AGAIN.
For starters, GOODBYE LEICESTER :(
Can you not, can I not
"So many people can only dream of getting it, you have it and you don't want it?!"
I guess I'm not part of that group
Living someone else's dream
So it's back to that same question
我可不可以不要去

O NO

  I bought a bottle of soap bubbles thingy at Kmart last week. Now I've been obsessively addicted to it, bubbles! It's so awesome, awesomely fun. I spent hours playing with it at the park, my neighbours must have thought I'm weird or something. Haha. 

Can someone please explain to me the difference between dubstep, techno and electronica?
dubstep is like wahwahwahwahwahwahwah
and techno is like uns uns uns uns uns uns
and electronica is like deedledeedledeenerdoodeedledoodeedle

   The calendar's days, are numbered. *lame pun* My days, are also numbered. *It's okay, it's okay. I'm not gonna die there. Repeat saying that to myself for infinity times.* I guess I'm just excruciatingly picky. I'm not gonna die, I'm not gonna die, I'll make it, I hope.