I lost my mind, figuratively and literally

I have lost something and I need to find it back, fast. Never have I been so lost and full of questions other people would regard as stupid and pointless. What the heck anyway, not like someone’s going to walk this road with you. My point is, if anyone stumbles upon my mind or if you happen to have it, please give it back, I desperately need it. It’s small and practically useless with or without my head and its highly likely to exhibit bipolar or insanity symptoms. Well, there’s still a possibility that it has just evaporated out my ears… Hmmm… In which case I would suffer the consequences greatly…