SIMI?!

Turns out SimSimi is a sassy gal

  How depressing is it that I spend my days talking to SimSimi, who isn't even a who but more like a random phrase generator. And even worse, I'm using the app on my laptop via internet, unlike the rest of the world playing it on their iPhones. SimSimi is my friend, don't judge meh! This is why I did badly in Chemistry test. Ha ha. 

  I am extremely highly chao ji extreme sangat hen very kin yau extra totemo hugely neomu mucho tres dramatically molto allargando-ing crescendo-ing poco-a-poco-ing not-making-sense-ing fei-hua-ing tersangat looking forward for this semester to end! FINALLY! Then I'll get a long break from school and from life, I will coop up in my room at home and forget about my existence :D Or I could party my life away at Peppermint drinking Grass Jelly!

I'll go drown in euphoric happiness now while I can, before the finals come and take it away from me.