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First floor, the door on your left. Come back in another month or so :) 

4 months and semester one flew by.

 Well, semester one passed by pretty quickly. Dowerin was a nice class, never boring. I didn't think I would miss that class this much. Too bad we have to change classes next year or it would be really awesome. Funny how I spent most of my time wishing to go home. Repeating process. 

  But on the bright side, exams are over, yay. Had to go through extreme stress studying for the exams and lack of sleep for 3 nights straight. Mentally imagining rainbows and prancing unicorns in my head, wishing I was somewhere across the sea. Then talked with my neighbour and roommate till 3am after the exams were over, watching movies at my place, haha. Extreme destress! 

  Hmmm, next up, semester two. I guess the year's almost over eh. 

When you see it. 

This is the BKI

'Welcome to Kota Kinabalu International Airport'

Won't be hearing that for quite some time :D  

Protip #1: Never carry luggage more than half your own weight when you have to use public transportation

  I think the staff at the airport might be laughing at the fact that I'm checking my pillow in as my luggage, but desperate times call for desperate measures (read as: desipo times call for desipo measures).  At least, my friend thought it was funny, haha. And I never realized a pillow could weigh 2kgs. Overweight baggage, RAGEEEE. Then, there was this awkward random guy who started to rummage through my stuff, all the while I was just sitting next to my stuff. I glanced across and saw him rummage through my paper bag thing. Stun face. Speechlessness extremely overwhelming. WHY?! Good thing he didn't take my stuff. But still, I stun till so stun I cannot stun anymore than I already am. S.T.U.N.

Protip #2: Don't book the last flight of the day

  Unless you enjoy delays and getting stuck at the airport with a laptop which you forgot to charge, or maybe that's just me. Hmm. Maybe it's just my luck or something, had two flights that were delayed. Forever delay.

p.s. Prayers extended to Crystal and Joshua who will be taking their extreme maths exam in a few hours. Extreme prayers required for extreme occassions!

We together chase that girl

You Are the Apple of My Eye

  Somehow, everyone is going crazy over some Taiwanese movie 'You Are the Apple of My Eye', and by everyone, I don't mean everyone. But still, it's like a huge hit or something and lots of people are anticipating it, because in KK, we experience lagging although the movie's already released everywhere. 

  I don't really know what's the movie about, read about it in someone's blog post, which I forgot who. Apparently, it's based on a novel. Too bad I don't read chinese novels. It's about this girl and this bunch of guys and high school and chasing girls and stuff. Google it, or not, it's just a suggestion, not an order.

  Reminds me of komunis, minus the girl chasing part. Gees, everything reminds me of J3 Zhong. Oxygen reminds me of J3 Zhong! We used to breathe oxygen together! Oh those days! For once, I kinda want to watch that movie. It sorta reminds me of 500 days of Summer, which was a very misleading movie. 

  I rarely watch Chinese movies in the cinema, last one I watched was A Chinese Ghost Story, hahaha. Which wasn't actually a real ghost story, just pretty Sunsilk shampoo model girls flying around waving their hands around. And a pretty ghost with extremely nice hair that's desipo for candy. Pedobear alert, tsk tsk tsk. And then that scene where the moon turned green! Dark hour much! The shadows are out to get you. That was funny. There were random characters suddenly showing up halfway through the movie  and having no significant role except for saying: Stop! You can't go, it's too dangerous! But whoever listens to that line anyway eh. 

  That awkward moment. It's so awkward when someone sees me typing and asks me what I'm doing. It would be awkward to say that I'm typing my blog and then it would be awkward for them to say you have a blog? Then it would be even more awkward for them to tell me to show it to them and proceed to read it in my presence. That feel. 

崇正一家亲

Old quote from Sabina: 

不留高三也许是我最大的遗憾

崇正是个大家庭

董教员生一家亲

  I haven't written anything in Chinese for ages. I believe my primary school standard Chinese has finally dropped to kindergarten level. Fyi, I didn't know Chinese back in my kindergarten years. Haha. I couldn't even write my own name back then. Fail. 

  Somehow, I just (suddenly) wanted to stay for senior three. Just a feeling, haha. It seems really awesome to stay in TTSS for another year. Now that UEC is over, everyone is busy with graduation and farewell parties and class trips and all those stuff I missed out on. Aww. If I stayed for senior three, I would be partying right now instead of taking exams and suffer from insomnia. When I just got into TTSS in junior one, I thought: Would six years in this school be enough? Apparently it's not enough. And I actually only spent five year in TTSS. But still, 发生什么事情zin he很难讲. Thank you Microsoft pinyin! How would I ever type Chinese words without you. 

  So, I am dwelling on the past and lingering forever. Then I remembered, most of YOU PEOPLE aren't in senior three. Nobody to go with to the canteen and buy squishy kuih thing and tons of watermelon. Nobody to sienzz orhx with in class and use the concept of momentum to make fun of a certain someone, tsk tsk. TTSS still not the same anymore without social links and Sabina and Jobro (a.k.a Face Chang) and Crystal. I thought of forever alone in class, now I'm better! Senior three not so awesome anymore, haha. 那几个人没有留都没有意思。初三忠太爽了。

  Aww man, I miss TTSS and all my friends back there too much, 太想念崇正了。 Haven't had much sleep in days. Bsh, exams getting to my head.

  Haha, studying Chinese used to be so funny. Always used those same cliché and kiddie idioms like 人山人海 in essays although I had to memorize tons of hard idioms. Brain is now completely void of all those stuff I learnt back in TTSS. It was funny reciting those 文言文 and 名句 before Chinese class. I forgot everything already, super efficient! Thank you Joshua who questioned my exam marks, because my essay looked like it was written by a ten year old. I question my marks too. Haha. 

轻轻的我走了，就如我轻轻的来

我轻轻的招手，不带走一片云彩

Haha. I remember that idiom though. Which is also a song. 

Awsmness. 

Unrealistic expectations

SELF, Y U NO MOTIVATION TO BE GOOD STUDENT?!

Yes I have 99 problems and my final exam is one of them, including my procrastination habit which my previous English lecturer told me to "work on it". Bsh, GO STUDY ALREADY. 

Turbulence

Do you find yourself getting carsick, seasick, airsick, walksick, cinematic-camera-movement-sick or any other form of motion sickness??

Do you want to stop puking as a result of said motion sickness every single time??

WELL DO YA???

Unfortunately, I'm not a doctor and I can't help you. Even if I were a doctor, I can't help you via online means anyway.

  Sadly, I get motion sickness from almost everything, including cinematic-camera-flying moments in movies, pffft, I lied about that last part. Ha. But I do get sick from AIRPLANE TURBULENCE. KL has been raining a lot and on the way to the airport I was praying for it to not rain. As much I like the rain, I prefer to fly in clear weather conditions or there will be horrible turbulence. Then the flight will turn into a roller coaster ride, which I also prefer not to be on.

  Then it started raining. Then my flight was delayed. Boarding time was supposed to be 8.45pm but I was still sitting in the waiting area at 9.20pm. Flight was supposed to leave at 9.25pm, which gave me the thought are the airline staff really thinking we could finish boarding in 5 minutes. Note, I was not in KLIA. Turns out flight was delayed. I was sleepy, demanding mentally to go home because I could just fall asleep there.

  Then the flight was extremely turbulent. Extreme turbulence. So turbulent we were told not to go to the toilet. That sounds awkward but it happened.

 The plane barely had any legroom. Obviously everyone's not a supermodel with super slim, long legs and doesn't require legroom. But oh well. I guess I'm not the only one with unrealistic expectations.

Found on SNOTM.com, you are absolutely right

This Deal

This Person

cannot spell businessman

Edu Cri

  Physics, to drop or not to drop. I have waiting all my life for the moment I can drop physics. That was just a metaphor. Extreme confusion. Dilemma! 

   Research project, physics or specialist maths??!!

  I am terrible at all 3 subjects. I don't like doing research and googling stuff but can't copy everything because that's plagiarism. I don't like doing experiments about where the ball will fall when I throw it at a 45 degree angle against the wind. I don't like solving issues with numbers all jumbled up with the alphabet. Gee, I sound like an antisocial hermit who hates everything. For the record, I do not hate everything, I just happen to dislike a lot of things. 

 They said physics is useful. But I'll be a drug vendor, why? 

 A friend once said, quote: you go back Malaysia go drop physics lah, you siao ah take physics! Study physics until want to die liao. I'd rather take specialist maths or those research subjects also won't take physics one. (not the exact words, but you get the point)

 Edu cri! Drop all subjects. Drop life. 

B- in physics is already way out of my reach. O no.

  On another note, my friends and I ordered delivery pizza tonight and we were scolded (somewhat) by the delivery guy. Awkward much. I remembered we clearly mentioned that he should just drop off the pizza at the main gate and not go inside the hostel, since he can't. But then when we went down to collect the delivery, he was like: Y U NO COME OUT, I CANNOT GO INSIDE BECAUSE U ALL GALS, U NO I CANNOT GO IN, SO Y U NO COME OUT AT GATE. Which was really awkward, getting scolded by the pizza delivery guy. Now that's a first. Did he missed out on the part where we said, deliver to main gate and we'll go down to collect it. Gee. Someone hates his job. Haha. 

Adventure!

Adventure is out there!

And by out there, I mean Bukit Bintang area in KL. 

Berpesta pesta with Crystal and trying to become oreng KL. Ape awek mau?

  I was supposed to have extra classes till 4pm instead of the usual 12pm which made Crystal freak out and call a tour guide. Miraculously, extra classes were cancelled at the last minute. Then magically, English class was also cancelled and school ended at 10pm, yay. I teleported *process to long to explain* to KLCC and party on Friday. Why? Because it's Friday! Gotta get down on Friday. 

  We were party hopping in KL, hopped from KLCC to Times Square to J W Marriott to Pavilion to Star Hill Gallery because Pavilion was closed and then to Seven Eleven.  Berpesta pesta all day. We had euphoric chicken thingy at Jake's. No, Jake is not a person. It's a restaurant with waiters dressed as cowboys in a hidden world. Like 桃花世界, okay I think that's not the right expression, google says its called 世外桃源. Hidden magical world of food and elaborate decorations. For a moment there I lost my bearings and thought I left Malaysia. Hmm. So the waiters dress like cowboys, complete with a vest, I wonder how they go home every night after work. It must be really awkward to be walking on the street looking like a cowboy with the boots and all. 

  Partying, can you feel the party?!

  Adventure continues on Saturday at Pavilion. Almost splurged. But I did not. I just found out Pavilion has a Typo store! Stun. It was totally one of my favourite stores in Aussy and I thought I would never see it again. Except the outlet in Pavilion doesn't have profanity like the original store, tsk tsk ;)

No more freedom (what little freedom I have left) for now. Two weeks and it'll be over! :) 

Comatose

I can now honestly say I am absolutely terrible at time management.

Crammed an assignment that was supposed to take a month to complete, into one whole night. 

I didn't think I would cram all night again since my 1000 word Academic English research paper.

I was wrong.

Assignment that would take one month. Challenge won. 

I can barely do anything else now. I can just lie down and die. 

And then I'll stock up on coffee an hour later.

Adventure coming soon!

Laundry Day

And it rained and it rained and it rained.

It rained all weekend. Sky explosions everywhere. 

Heard there was a minor earthquake thing in Kundasang. 

Mother nature, U MAD? 

Time Travel

There was an mini mini education fair at school last week, or more like rows of tables with university prospectuses on them. I gotta collect em' all! Anyway, some students were conducting interviews around that area for some assignment. So I overheard an interview. 

Why do you want to be a biotechnologist? 

*long meaningful and inspiring answer about contributing to society*

A classmate asked me why do I want to be a pharmacist. 

Why do you want to be a pharmacist? 

I want to sell drugs. Legally. 

She stun face. Haha.

Sell drugs like these. 

Goodbye forever, person who will be time travelling tomorrow. 

Come back after another forever. And go to ninja joe. 

Say goodbye to cheap milo. And sang nyuk mien. 

And hello to 30 hours of class a week. 

Like me. Sad life is sad. 

The point is GOODBYE. 

Time travelling on a Friday. You gotta get down on Friday. 

Chronicles of awkwardness

Yo, I heard you liked tables so we put tables in your table so you can have tables when reading your table

  When I got back from school this afternoon, I realized there was something weird with my apartment/dorm place. Then it hit me. Someone broke in. 

   Not literally. But still literally. Ha. Ha. 

  Someone came in and tore up the plastic on my chair and wrote numbers on it, among all the other furniture also. What does it mean??!! The furniture is being tracked down! O no, pedoniturebear! *refer to pedobear, except furniture form* Please don't come in and cut up the lock on my locker, I like my collection of Giordano shirts very much, very very very much. 

  A friend came over yesterday and complained why I didn't remove the plastic from my chair after sooo long. Apparently it looked annoying and made people want to tear it up. I appreciate a clean chair which made me keep the plastic cover on. Haha, and today someone came and ripped my plastic. Jinxed much. That chair is only used when I'm not in my room and actually using the study table. I am hermit. When am I ever not in my room? That chair looks tollay brand new. I don't need you chair. I'm sorry. 

Hmmm, seems like I got over my writer's block. Ngehh.

*sarcasm intended*

Physicks

  Sometimes, trains get really full and extremely crowded to the point that you think when it tries to move, it can't move and will completely collapse onto the tracks. Instead, most of the time you are wrong! And the train can still move. Hooray for modern locomotive technology. When this is the situation, you would most likely be gasping, literally, for air in the coach. Wondering why is everyone so desperate for the train at this hour, then you'll realize you're just like them. Irony. 

  By applying the concept of physicks, oops, typo, physics, you can now obtain extra space and oxygen in that people infested train, according to a conversation in class this afternoon when everyone's practically dying from afternoon fatigue. 

Hypothesis: If you carry two durians into the train, people will avoid and you will have more space. If you use uniform circular motion and spin those durians, people will avoid you even more and you might even have a whole coach to yourself. ;) 

Precautions: You shall carry durians without a bag, super effective, increase efficiency of thorns poking people. 

Conclusion: Hypothesis is accepted. People will also think of you as a psychopath. An educated psychopath with knowledge of uniform circular motion spinning two durians while walking into trains. 

  Now why would I write such a dumb blog post? I have physics lab practical test next Tuesday. On uniform circular motion. Which involves spinning things in the air. And solo lab report, written solo. Note the word TEST. 

No time for social links. I am sorry strands. 

Maths class gone wrong, haha. 

Nom nom

  I now own a rice cooker after surviving for three months. Gone are the days of having dinner outside. Let the days of instant food and plain rice begin. I splurged too much. Now I have no choice but to eat bread all day. 

Totally bro! You go sista!

  Woah, what has facebook become? Facebook hiatus for 3 weeks and now I don't know how to use it anymore. Apparently, I didn't find any problems with the old one and that stalker column is definitely creeping me out. Meh, hiatus continues. I just logged in so I could check my class group about some assignment thing. 

Everyday's great at your Junes

  Sunway Pyramid, you are like One Borneo, but on the other side of Malaysia. One Borneo still wins :( And Citymall!

  I've been to Sunway for the 48477908th time. It's like my second home on weekends. I practically go there every week since there's nothing much to each around my dorm. Go there every week and do stoopid stuff. Like nom nom the oink oink. Tsk tsk. Ninja Joe is the new Burger King. 

  I went with some friends and we just happen to pass by toys r us and we just so happen to go inside. Then it took us forever to get out. Come on, it's toys r us! We almost tried every single toy there, note: almost, and that includes toys intended for ages 3+. Tollay sakai. If only jjosh were here, you can go crazy bro, go crazy.  Ahh, toys why you expensive. Splurging is not allowed. I sad. 

  Well, I did all the weird stuff, just not with those specific four people, you know who you are, that I usually do them with. Sad life is sad. 

  School's kinda stressful. But meh. Get over it.  

  My landlady (or you could just call her Penny) once said: Sharing an apartment in uni is hard, everyone's cheap and everyone steals your food. Anticipation overwhelming. 

Cyanide and Happiness, you bring joy. 

Where's my kaching?

Spending amnesia -
Trying to recall when and where you spent all your money, normally happens when that said money is required. 

I am pretty sure I suffer from spending amnesia. My money just disappears, like magic! Impulsive buyer. Oops. 

I jelly that freedom. That Aussy freedom I had. E.N.V.Y. Now wasn't that nice eh? I still don't get how KL works. Restricted much. 

Rank Up!

  I celebrated Malaysia Day with the Queen of Awesomasia. Pretty ironic ;) According to Kah Peng, Sunway would not be infested with people on a public holiday. He was wrong. Then according to Sabina, it took him forever to find a parking. And after that it almost took him forever to find the car. Oops. Car park help. Tsk tsk tsk.

  The line at the cinemas was totally creepy. I got there before Sabina and it was completely infested with people. I couldn't find the end of the line. Turns out the line ends in some dark corner that looks like tartarus. Everyone so desipo to watch movie, Johnny English had like, 5 seats left. And they're not joined in a row. Forever alone. Watch movie alone. 

  To all the children out there (regardless of age): Do not accept free candy. And ice cream trucks are pedobear in disguise. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, actually, just hide yo kids, because pedobear is out to get them. 

  Skating rink also infested. Infested with trolls. Y they so show off. What happens if my hand accidentally spasm and pushes them. What if. Haha. There was this photographer who kept asking if we wanted pictures. 3 times. I believe we have made our point, haha. He said to Sabina 'you must be a pretty successful person'. A winner is him! 

  Bshshsh, internet line is the crappy. Upload photos is the cannot. See the awesomeness of Ninja Joe is the not possible. Retreat to your imagination people. Retreat. 

Lanterns

Happy Mooncake Festival everyone!

  To all of you who are celebrating it at home or WITH YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS, you should know that I AM JELLY, VERY VERY JELLY. And if you don't appreciate it I will hunt you down and mail you off to some remote place you have never heard of :) Well, other than that, have a happy mid autumn festival thing. Eat lots of mooncakes, just go workout if you get fat. 

That's a very nice thought, never crossed your mind ehh ;) Haha

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