Turbulence

Do you find yourself getting carsick, seasick, airsick, walksick, cinematic-camera-movement-sick or any other form of motion sickness??

Do you want to stop puking as a result of said motion sickness every single time??

WELL DO YA???

Unfortunately, I'm not a doctor and I can't help you. Even if I were a doctor, I can't help you via online means anyway.

  Sadly, I get motion sickness from almost everything, including cinematic-camera-flying moments in movies, pffft, I lied about that last part. Ha. But I do get sick from AIRPLANE TURBULENCE. KL has been raining a lot and on the way to the airport I was praying for it to not rain. As much I like the rain, I prefer to fly in clear weather conditions or there will be horrible turbulence. Then the flight will turn into a roller coaster ride, which I also prefer not to be on.

  Then it started raining. Then my flight was delayed. Boarding time was supposed to be 8.45pm but I was still sitting in the waiting area at 9.20pm. Flight was supposed to leave at 9.25pm, which gave me the thought are the airline staff really thinking we could finish boarding in 5 minutes. Note, I was not in KLIA. Turns out flight was delayed. I was sleepy, demanding mentally to go home because I could just fall asleep there.

  Then the flight was extremely turbulent. Extreme turbulence. So turbulent we were told not to go to the toilet. That sounds awkward but it happened.

 The plane barely had any legroom. Obviously everyone's not a supermodel with super slim, long legs and doesn't require legroom. But oh well. I guess I'm not the only one with unrealistic expectations.

Found on SNOTM.com, you are absolutely right

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Edu Cri

  Physics, to drop or not to drop. I have waiting all my life for the moment I can drop physics. That was just a metaphor. Extreme confusion. Dilemma! 

   Research project, physics or specialist maths??!!

  I am terrible at all 3 subjects. I don't like doing research and googling stuff but can't copy everything because that's plagiarism. I don't like doing experiments about where the ball will fall when I throw it at a 45 degree angle against the wind. I don't like solving issues with numbers all jumbled up with the alphabet. Gee, I sound like an antisocial hermit who hates everything. For the record, I do not hate everything, I just happen to dislike a lot of things. 

 They said physics is useful. But I'll be a drug vendor, why? 

 A friend once said, quote: you go back Malaysia go drop physics lah, you siao ah take physics! Study physics until want to die liao. I'd rather take specialist maths or those research subjects also won't take physics one. (not the exact words, but you get the point)

 Edu cri! Drop all subjects. Drop life. 

B- in physics is already way out of my reach. O no.

  On another note, my friends and I ordered delivery pizza tonight and we were scolded (somewhat) by the delivery guy. Awkward much. I remembered we clearly mentioned that he should just drop off the pizza at the main gate and not go inside the hostel, since he can't. But then when we went down to collect the delivery, he was like: Y U NO COME OUT, I CANNOT GO INSIDE BECAUSE U ALL GALS, U NO I CANNOT GO IN, SO Y U NO COME OUT AT GATE. Which was really awkward, getting scolded by the pizza delivery guy. Now that's a first. Did he missed out on the part where we said, deliver to main gate and we'll go down to collect it. Gee. Someone hates his job. Haha. 

Adventure!

Adventure is out there!

And by out there, I mean Bukit Bintang area in KL. 

Berpesta pesta with Crystal and trying to become oreng KL. Ape awek mau?

  I was supposed to have extra classes till 4pm instead of the usual 12pm which made Crystal freak out and call a tour guide. Miraculously, extra classes were cancelled at the last minute. Then magically, English class was also cancelled and school ended at 10pm, yay. I teleported *process to long to explain* to KLCC and party on Friday. Why? Because it's Friday! Gotta get down on Friday. 

  We were party hopping in KL, hopped from KLCC to Times Square to J W Marriott to Pavilion to Star Hill Gallery because Pavilion was closed and then to Seven Eleven.  Berpesta pesta all day. We had euphoric chicken thingy at Jake's. No, Jake is not a person. It's a restaurant with waiters dressed as cowboys in a hidden world. Like 桃花世界, okay I think that's not the right expression, google says its called 世外桃源. Hidden magical world of food and elaborate decorations. For a moment there I lost my bearings and thought I left Malaysia. Hmm. So the waiters dress like cowboys, complete with a vest, I wonder how they go home every night after work. It must be really awkward to be walking on the street looking like a cowboy with the boots and all. 

  Partying, can you feel the party?!

  Adventure continues on Saturday at Pavilion. Almost splurged. But I did not. I just found out Pavilion has a Typo store! Stun. It was totally one of my favourite stores in Aussy and I thought I would never see it again. Except the outlet in Pavilion doesn't have profanity like the original store, tsk tsk ;)

No more freedom (what little freedom I have left) for now. Two weeks and it'll be over! :) 

Comatose

I can now honestly say I am absolutely terrible at time management.

Crammed an assignment that was supposed to take a month to complete, into one whole night. 

I didn't think I would cram all night again since my 1000 word Academic English research paper.

I was wrong.

Assignment that would take one month. Challenge won. 

I can barely do anything else now. I can just lie down and die. 

And then I'll stock up on coffee an hour later.

Adventure coming soon!

Laundry Day

And it rained and it rained and it rained.

It rained all weekend. Sky explosions everywhere. 

Heard there was a minor earthquake thing in Kundasang. 

Mother nature, U MAD? 

Time Travel

There was an mini mini education fair at school last week, or more like rows of tables with university prospectuses on them. I gotta collect em' all! Anyway, some students were conducting interviews around that area for some assignment. So I overheard an interview. 

Why do you want to be a biotechnologist? 

*long meaningful and inspiring answer about contributing to society*

A classmate asked me why do I want to be a pharmacist. 

Why do you want to be a pharmacist? 

I want to sell drugs. Legally. 

She stun face. Haha.

Sell drugs like these. 

Goodbye forever, person who will be time travelling tomorrow. 

Come back after another forever. And go to ninja joe. 

Say goodbye to cheap milo. And sang nyuk mien. 

And hello to 30 hours of class a week. 

Like me. Sad life is sad. 

The point is GOODBYE. 

Time travelling on a Friday. You gotta get down on Friday. 

Chronicles of awkwardness

Yo, I heard you liked tables so we put tables in your table so you can have tables when reading your table

  When I got back from school this afternoon, I realized there was something weird with my apartment/dorm place. Then it hit me. Someone broke in. 

   Not literally. But still literally. Ha. Ha. 

  Someone came in and tore up the plastic on my chair and wrote numbers on it, among all the other furniture also. What does it mean??!! The furniture is being tracked down! O no, pedoniturebear! *refer to pedobear, except furniture form* Please don't come in and cut up the lock on my locker, I like my collection of Giordano shirts very much, very very very much. 

  A friend came over yesterday and complained why I didn't remove the plastic from my chair after sooo long. Apparently it looked annoying and made people want to tear it up. I appreciate a clean chair which made me keep the plastic cover on. Haha, and today someone came and ripped my plastic. Jinxed much. That chair is only used when I'm not in my room and actually using the study table. I am hermit. When am I ever not in my room? That chair looks tollay brand new. I don't need you chair. I'm sorry. 

Hmmm, seems like I got over my writer's block. Ngehh.

*sarcasm intended*

Physicks

  Sometimes, trains get really full and extremely crowded to the point that you think when it tries to move, it can't move and will completely collapse onto the tracks. Instead, most of the time you are wrong! And the train can still move. Hooray for modern locomotive technology. When this is the situation, you would most likely be gasping, literally, for air in the coach. Wondering why is everyone so desperate for the train at this hour, then you'll realize you're just like them. Irony. 

  By applying the concept of physicks, oops, typo, physics, you can now obtain extra space and oxygen in that people infested train, according to a conversation in class this afternoon when everyone's practically dying from afternoon fatigue. 

Hypothesis: If you carry two durians into the train, people will avoid and you will have more space. If you use uniform circular motion and spin those durians, people will avoid you even more and you might even have a whole coach to yourself. ;) 

Precautions: You shall carry durians without a bag, super effective, increase efficiency of thorns poking people. 

Conclusion: Hypothesis is accepted. People will also think of you as a psychopath. An educated psychopath with knowledge of uniform circular motion spinning two durians while walking into trains. 

  Now why would I write such a dumb blog post? I have physics lab practical test next Tuesday. On uniform circular motion. Which involves spinning things in the air. And solo lab report, written solo. Note the word TEST. 

No time for social links. I am sorry strands. 

Maths class gone wrong, haha. 

Nom nom

  I now own a rice cooker after surviving for three months. Gone are the days of having dinner outside. Let the days of instant food and plain rice begin. I splurged too much. Now I have no choice but to eat bread all day. 

Totally bro! You go sista!

  Woah, what has facebook become? Facebook hiatus for 3 weeks and now I don't know how to use it anymore. Apparently, I didn't find any problems with the old one and that stalker column is definitely creeping me out. Meh, hiatus continues. I just logged in so I could check my class group about some assignment thing. 

Everyday's great at your Junes

  Sunway Pyramid, you are like One Borneo, but on the other side of Malaysia. One Borneo still wins :( And Citymall!

  I've been to Sunway for the 48477908th time. It's like my second home on weekends. I practically go there every week since there's nothing much to each around my dorm. Go there every week and do stoopid stuff. Like nom nom the oink oink. Tsk tsk. Ninja Joe is the new Burger King. 

  I went with some friends and we just happen to pass by toys r us and we just so happen to go inside. Then it took us forever to get out. Come on, it's toys r us! We almost tried every single toy there, note: almost, and that includes toys intended for ages 3+. Tollay sakai. If only jjosh were here, you can go crazy bro, go crazy.  Ahh, toys why you expensive. Splurging is not allowed. I sad. 

  Well, I did all the weird stuff, just not with those specific four people, you know who you are, that I usually do them with. Sad life is sad. 

  School's kinda stressful. But meh. Get over it.  

  My landlady (or you could just call her Penny) once said: Sharing an apartment in uni is hard, everyone's cheap and everyone steals your food. Anticipation overwhelming. 

Cyanide and Happiness, you bring joy. 

Where's my kaching?

Spending amnesia -
Trying to recall when and where you spent all your money, normally happens when that said money is required. 

I am pretty sure I suffer from spending amnesia. My money just disappears, like magic! Impulsive buyer. Oops. 

I jelly that freedom. That Aussy freedom I had. E.N.V.Y. Now wasn't that nice eh? I still don't get how KL works. Restricted much. 

Rank Up!

  I celebrated Malaysia Day with the Queen of Awesomasia. Pretty ironic ;) According to Kah Peng, Sunway would not be infested with people on a public holiday. He was wrong. Then according to Sabina, it took him forever to find a parking. And after that it almost took him forever to find the car. Oops. Car park help. Tsk tsk tsk.

  The line at the cinemas was totally creepy. I got there before Sabina and it was completely infested with people. I couldn't find the end of the line. Turns out the line ends in some dark corner that looks like tartarus. Everyone so desipo to watch movie, Johnny English had like, 5 seats left. And they're not joined in a row. Forever alone. Watch movie alone. 

  To all the children out there (regardless of age): Do not accept free candy. And ice cream trucks are pedobear in disguise. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, actually, just hide yo kids, because pedobear is out to get them. 

  Skating rink also infested. Infested with trolls. Y they so show off. What happens if my hand accidentally spasm and pushes them. What if. Haha. There was this photographer who kept asking if we wanted pictures. 3 times. I believe we have made our point, haha. He said to Sabina 'you must be a pretty successful person'. A winner is him! 

  Bshshsh, internet line is the crappy. Upload photos is the cannot. See the awesomeness of Ninja Joe is the not possible. Retreat to your imagination people. Retreat. 

Lanterns

Happy Mooncake Festival everyone!

  To all of you who are celebrating it at home or WITH YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS, you should know that I AM JELLY, VERY VERY JELLY. And if you don't appreciate it I will hunt you down and mail you off to some remote place you have never heard of :) Well, other than that, have a happy mid autumn festival thing. Eat lots of mooncakes, just go workout if you get fat. 

That's a very nice thought, never crossed your mind ehh ;) Haha

Posted via calculator

  I got this really really complicated calculator. How do I use it?! It comes with a USB plug, what do I do with it?! It also comes with a manual. TL;DR. Too long, didn't read. 

KEVIN CHANGGG

Kevin Chang is on the loose!

  Dilemma of the day: Which seat can I take?! But obviously, not the seat number which is printed on my boarding pass. I can take any seat except that one. Awkward. Some troll guy sat in my seat. 28F IS MY SEAT, MY WINDOW SEAT!!!1!1!! 28D IS YOUR SEAT. Y U ADD MORE SADNESS TO MY FLIGHT.

  A steward asked me what's my seat number. I showed him my boarding pass and he smiled. He smiled and say, oh, here's your seat. I looked at him. I stared at him. Subliminally  trying to say do you see the problem HERE?! But it didn't work. He didn't notice that extremely noticeable troll guy right next to the steward sitting in my seat. Bsh. 

  Solution: Sit next to troll guy and try to cause claustrophobia. Then realize next seat is empty and move away. Isolate troll guy. Thank you for flying in my seat. 

So I heard you were turning 18

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SABINA

You're now old. Like me. 

And you're legal. Like me. 

And you can get wasted. Like Ke$ha. Not me.

And you can party. Like Britney. Not me.

And then you can weep over your mostly lost youth years. Like me. 

And then you will have to accept the fact that you can't go back in time. 

Unless you fly back to UK.

And thennnnnnn

Lots of people will show up at your house today to partyyyy :) 

By the way, you're both 18 in Malaysian and UK time. I know. I checked. ;) 

You old. 

Which probably means pedobear won't get you.

Unless you follow an ice cream truck ;) 

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most, live the longest. True story. 

September *wink*

I now declare hiatus over. *awkward wink*

  Winks make conversations awkward. There was that one time a certain friend suddenly winked out of nowhere at me while I was talking to that certain friend about a certain non-wink worthy topic. Something like parking or cats or both. I cannot comprehend. Brain overload. Friend, what are you trying to do. Awkward winking. 

Hmmm, soooooo... What's up y'all. Awkward much.

  Two more days. Two more days and my totally awesome holidays are gonna end. I will miss you KOTA KINABALU a.k.a. Awesomasia :( When will I ever be home again. Home is relative. 

  My previous previous school hosted this sports meet thing which was totally worth it to watch. STTSS, y u splurge. They had fireworks! Like real ones for about 3 minutes, give or take, haha. Stun face, STTSS you awesome. In the afternoon, the sky looked like it was about to rain and I kept thinking: the look on the sponsor's face would be priceless if it rained ;) Yes, of course the fireworks were sponsored. I don't have photos, but it doesn't mean it didn't happen! Haha. 

Persona 3 songs have funny lyrics. I wonder how did they come up with it. 

When stars smile at moon, wonder how look in your eyes
Just dialling your number failing to press the last two

Shoji Meguro, seriously?! You high. 

Ahhh, the line's so slow. I can't upload face-palm inducing pictures. Oh well. Goodbye unlimited internet, I will be back. 

This picture is worth 4 words

Enough said. Period.

GBYSOUL

  I must admit that my previous post was stupy - stupid and happy.

  The arrival of awsmness has arrived and mostly departed. No, JCUIOWN did not die. Yet. I flew, almost literally, all the way from a very distant city to another haze filled city, haha, took forever. There was this dilemma of deciding where to go, which seat can we take! Somehow ended up in 1utama because they got lost, lulz. Y u people so tall. And gratitude extended. :)

  Horrible bosses, horrible. That movie super explicit in a very explicit way. Haha. Makes me wonder what goes on in America, hmmm. Well, we sat in the very first row, totally looked like 3D. There's this certain word which they kept using for almost every purpose, it was a noun, then an adjective and then a preposition, next it became a verb and then a sentence connector and moar. I stun. Stunness overwhelming. The movie was okay I guess and mostly disturbing, haha. 

  Extended prayers to JCUIOWN who will be taking UKCAT tomorrow. GBYSOUL with full marks AND bonus marks. I don't care if it's not possible. 

Why make a photocopier out of pure gold you say? 

Because they can. Human logic.

Cat from UK

The day after tomorrow

Arrival of awsmness

and

UKCAT

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So, to give this post a little meaning, please stare at this photo I got from tumblr

This photo will touch your face and soul! 

(Face and soul touching not guaranteed)

VFD

And that was only the beginning

To stream or not to stream.

Turns out Winnie the Pooh is not out in theatres, and probably not going to be.

Sad, sad people.

You just made a big mistake, ha. ha. 

Pooh is like the most awesome bear ever.

No, not like, 

Pooh is the most awesome bear ever. 

Bears are awesome. 

It's finally raining here!

Real rain, not the tiny drizzles which are not helpful at all.

Thank you Neo and Boseyong

Your sacrifices have been worth it :)

Winnie the Pooh Y U NO RELEASE IN MALAYSIA

930731-12-xxxx

That awkward moment when 31st of July is supposedly your birthday

but it's not.

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That awkward moment when, oh never mind

Destress vs. Distress

Bear Grylls

Man vs. Wild

Or more appropriately

Man and cameraman vs. Wild

  Stress. Stress. Stress. School has never been this stressful. But on a bright side, physics class has been funny recently. And I mean funny, not the three lettered word F-U-N that I haven't been getting much lately. Haha. The lecturer once asked for an example of uniform circular motion and the class said: Blender. I lolled. Haha. Well, today the lecturer asked for a source of random errors that are cause by the observer and my classmate said mood swings. That goes to show you shouldn't do physics experiments while having a bad day or you might get more errors ;) No wonder my physics experiments never got the right values. 

Today is Friday

  Oh wait, it's Tuesday. I'm in the Bermuda Triangle, no sense of time. I got off school early, went to sleep and woke up wondering what year I'm in. No, that only happens if you're in the Bermuda Triangle like me. Which ALL of you are not. 

  Sabina and I skyped with Echo/Skype Test Call Service, she's really friendly actually ;) She made us realise that our speakers and microphones are working fine! But aww, she hung up on us before we finished talking. Rude much. jjosh23, you were replaced by Echo for a moment there. Haha. 

Please don't. 

*cough* I'm having *cough* privacy violation *cough* issues *cough*

Privacy violation. Not even once.

ALIGN LEFT.

A left-hander turned 18 today. 

Another left-hander also turned 16 today. 

To the left, to the left. 

Happy Birthday(s).

ALIGN RIGHT.

And a million other right-handers also have birthdays today.

I don't know you all.

No, I don't care. 

Class of 2010

Then when you graduate

You take a look around and you say "Hey wait!"

This is just the same as where I just came from

  High school would be weird without all of you PEOPLE. All of YOU should be here and relive high school all over again. Recess is never complete without a trip to the fruit stall and watermelons. 

How to write a manifesto

Today I write a manifesto.

Or maybe not.

Cat with MBBS

Hello dango. You are a lie. Dango. Daikazoku.

Clannad made dangos so overrated. 

Dango IRL not so awsm, unless you're in Japan. 

  There was this Japanese festival thing at the stadium last night. Bon Odori? I think it's called Bon Odori. A festival where Japanese girls wear yukatas and other girls think of it as cosplay night, haha. It's pretty much this big fair where they sell lots of food, Japanese food. And they dance, dance all night, partehhh. It was fun, the eating part I mean, lulz. There were lots of little girls walking around wearing yukatas, cuteness overwhelming, like anime, but not in an anime. Anime IRL. Somewhat. 

  Oh and they mostly just sell Japanese stuff there. Food is kinda pricey but I would do almost anything to have a break from the usual food I eat. Seriously, haha. So, there was this yakult stall where they were giving out free samples. Advantages of crowds, you can take as many free samples as you want and no one would notice, haha. Well, I sorta did that, free is my favourite word. That was being a cheapskate at its best ;) I bought this really awesome ice-cream which isn't actually ice-cream but something like mochi but it has ice-cream in it. To sum up, it was really awsm. I don't really have a good photo of it which doesn't make it look disturbing, oh well. Highlight of the day, I forgot to bring my camera. I usually carry my camera everywhere, but for once I t'ollay forgot to bring it. Gee. 

Spot the error!

Soo, apparently Justin Bieber is Japanese. 

Or maybe they got him confused with Rustin Hieber. Wrong photo.

On another note, 

Do you like cats?

Do you like cute cats?

Do you like cute talking cats?

Do you like doctors?

Do you like breathing?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, click this link

Yes, I answered yes to any of the above questions and I am awesome

If you answered no to any of the above questions,  click this link

No, I answered no to any of the above questions and I need help

YOU SHALL NOT REGRET IT. MOSTLY. 

AND BOTH LINKS ARE NOT ADS.  :)

That Feel

  Studying, pfft, studying, pffft, me, studying, pffft, haha. What a joke.

  I tried to skype with Sabina, Vicky and Joshua last night. Note the word tried. The line was devastating, got disconnected every 5 minutes or so, haha. But that was the best-est! 4 people in one conversation, everyone talking at the same time and you don't know who's talking or who's talking to who or who's talking about what, haha. We were mostly screaming What! and Face! during the conversation. Best-est people, best-est. 

FANTASIA ALLA MARCIA

2 hours away

  It's Sunday and I'm spending it at college, residential college that is. Gee, I envy all those people who have a place to go home to every Friday afternoon. I walk out the gate and I would see all these cars parked by the road with the trunk open and filled with stuff. And then on Sunday, there would be all these cars driving in and people unloading tons of stuff. Gosh, that would be nice, not being stuck here, with limited internet, and 31 degrees temperature everyday. 

  Bsh, I desipo to watch Transformers 3! Well, not really, but on a scale of 1 to 10, it would be an 8. Haha, but the cinemas here are so crowded and more importantly, I don't know how to get to anywhere, literally. I am pretty good at finding my way using public transport, but I ain't exactly great with crowds. They freak me out. I have been traumatized by my first few days in KL at the sight of rush hour. Forever not the same. Bsh, so many cool movies coming out this month, and I can't watch anything.

  August 13, the arrival of alleged awesomeness, better come quick. It's like the ONLY highlight of these few months. Woah, that sounds sad. Which I am. Very. Very. 

  Okay, so I have been rambling on and on about nothing, nothing worthwhile. Except this. Go check out Hyperbole and a Half. You know you want to, because of that awesome blog title. 

Reasons to check out Hyperbole and a Half:

1. It has words.

2. It has pictures.

3. It has colourful pictures.

4. It has words in colourful pictures. 

5. IT'S A HYPERBOLE AND A HALF. Come on! A Hyperbole, and a Half!

CLICK ON IT!!111

HYPERBOLE AND A HALF

VFD

Sad bear is sad

T!G!I!F!

TGIF :(
Thank God It's Free :(

To Nothing: the fragrance by The Script users:
1. Nothing
2. Nothing
3. Nothing
4. Oh
5. Yes, I am referring to YOU, JCUIOWN

  Youth Retreat 2011! Finally a group activity to look forward to ever since J3Zhong 2008's class trip to Zen Garden! And. I. Can't. Go.

13 Aug - The alleged AWSMNESS arrives, allegedly

Look at what an awesome time I'm having in KL! :(

 I'm having like, the time of my life! :(

This place is soo fun! :(

I LOOOVE KL! :(

JULY 1

ONE

/b/

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER-R-R-R

June 30

Two

June 29

Three

我选我味

Cluedo is such a stressful game. 

  I had social linksss at BGK! Sabina, I know you jelly ;) Well, everything started pretty awkwardly. We went into Maple Cafe and sat down for 5 minutes staring at the menu trying to decide what to order. And then. And then. And then. We stood up. We stood up. And walked away. Walked out of the cafe. Just as the waitress was trying to get our order. Just walked out. Just like that. And went to BGK. Ha. Ha. Ha. Period. 

  We had onion ringsss, plural form. In BURGER KING, DAMAI, KOTA KINABALU, SABAH, MALAYSIA. CAPS LOCK. Oh, and we bought you a cup of milo Sabina :) According to custom, we of course had an after party, at MAPLE CAFE, DAMAI, KOTA KINABALU, SABAH, MALAYSIA. After we awkwardly left that place an hour ago, lulz. Finally played jjosh's Cluedo. Super stressful game. So many suspects. So many weapons. So many locations! Everyone stress, find the culprit! Tham sings! Joshua hangover! Crystal sexy voice! Vicky exhausted! I leaving! Sabina so silent the whole night!

Onion rings disappeared so fast. I think this picture is actual size. =/

A winner is you!

Doppelgängers
They just really scare me
I hope I don't have one, like woah.
Absolutely terrifying.

And to all Awesomasians:

I built Awesomasia! (in my computer) ;)
And I made Face Chang a priest, yay, go evangelise in the digital world

Sims Medieval is WINNING

Some things, just don't make sense.

"Has anyone really been far as decided to use even  go want to do more like?"

“You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.”

O NO, MY BRAIN HURTS. INTERNET PEOPLE, YOU ARE KILLING ME. HAHA. 

p.s THREE DAYS! PARANOIA!

Yue Lai Yue Yuan

METH: NOT EVEN ONCE

That's why you should never do drugs. Example given.

I'm supposed to on study vacation now

But I'm not. 

Haha, study vacation is such an oxymoron.

Well,

To all who are having exams on Monday

i.e students in Brisbane, most notably in IES ;)

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR EXAM GUYS! :) 

If you wasted your SWOT vac, well, God bless you

Haha, jk ;)

But really, God bless you all, lol

I'm supposed to be taking the exams too.

But I'm not.

Oh well.

FANTASIA ALLA MARCIA

PESCE M-FACE

Refer to that

It's like Fantasia Alla Marcia is the only thing you can FEEL.

Yo, I put a link in a link so you can link while you link. 

Wisdom not included

To see the world in a grain of sand,
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
And eternity in an hour.

-William Blake

That is one really attention grabbing stanza, for some reason.

Made my day

Alot is better than you at everything

This is an alot, see the difference? ;) It does not mean the same thing as 'a lot', haha

On a side note, 

AEROBIC IS NOW A LANGUAGE!!

Haha, okay, technically it's not

Someone probably meant to write arabic but wrote aerobic instead. LOLOLOL

Made my day, awesome typos (or is it??)

Your daily dose of junk

Y FAT MAKE ME LOOK FAT!

And fyi, I'm not obsessed with my weight. At least not like the way I used to, haha. 

But maybe I should. Aha.

  The cinema is so lacking in movies right now. I have practically watched every movie once or maybe twice, NOT THRICE, except Toyol Nakal. HAHAHA, OF COURSE I'M NOT GOING TO WATCH THAT MOVIE. 

  I just watched X-Men last night. 5 out of 10 I guess. More on the 4 side. They must have gotten their time frame wrong because it's supposedly in the 1960s and I did not know the 1960s were so technologically advanced. If it wasn't for that black and white tv scene, I would have thought they were in the modern days. Haha.  Well, I guess fashion and clothes (or the lack of it, PG-13 much) in the 1960s were prettyyy advanced too, lol. Everyone in the movie is so perfect and facey, perfectly facey, facily perfect. Our society does not look like that at all. Perfect face and perfect figure, does the US really look like that? Aha. And apparently, commute time is non existent. One second you're in Las Vegas, the next you're in Oxford. And of course you can travel to Oxford from New York by VAN. Hahaha. P.s I do not hate the movie okay. 

  The cinema I went to was so extremely awkward! They started playing all that movie trailer stuff before and the movie and it suddenly stopped. Stopped in the middle of the Transformers trailer. The screen went blank. And we just sat there in the dark, waiting, for probably 5 minutes. So so awkward, stunness, don't know what to do, lulz. They had this really considerate sound system too. When we were watching the movie, the sound would suddenly get turned down low, especially during those explosion scenes. ONe second it was loud and then it went really soft. Considerate much, wouldn't want you to hurt your ears now would they ;) 

X-Men according to tumblr, oh gee

BZZZZZZZZZ

O so empty, so so empty. My days are so so empty.

Oh lookie, a package from Aussy. 

From myself. 

To myself. 

Ahaha.

At least my books are finally here. 

Postage is such a rip off, costed me my life savings just to mail my life treasures home. Lulz.

On another note,

Another Twilight movie is coming out soon, oh yay! Geeee

I'm pretty sure they didn't spend any of their budget on acting lessons for Kristen Stewart. That emotionless face must totally be natural talent, she's a born natural for that role. You can't learn stuff like that from acting lessons, you just don't ;)

Anticipation overwhelming!! *pfft* Took them 3 movies to get married. Edward and Bella abusive relationship much, haaa. Team Black Eyed Peas! ;)

There was this story

   Long ago but not so long ago, like a few months ago, a certain someone lived in KK. Then that certain person went to Brisbane. Soon, the very same certain person went back to KK. And then went back to Brisbane. Well, in the end, that certain someone went back to KK, again, and can NEVER leave again. At least not after 18 months, aha. 

So, this is pretty (very very roughly) much how I spent my last days (FOR NOW) in Brisbane:

I went to South Bank 

And went on the City Cat :) Which was surprisingly and strangely fun and euphoric(?) Haha

Oh and that's Charlotte, Pei Yee, Esther (who hacks my fb account, bshh) and Brandon

Then I went on the Brisbane Wheel thing thingy, forgot how tall it is, let's just say it's prettyyy tall, haha.

Sat with Charlotte and Samantha :) ONE MORE ROUND! 

OH AND MAX BRENNER! Chocolate heaven! (but then it's kind of a rip off, but then I didn't pay, thanks to Pei Yee and Esther! Haha)

  Oh gee, I slacked off so much. I should have posted this like a week ago, hah. So, I'm back where I started again. Square one. Aha. They're having a winter festival in Brisbane, and it's snowing! *man-made snow still counts* I wish I could go, but oh well. I totally miss the weather in Brisbane, why can't KK be 15 degrees in June! 

p.s. YES PEOPLE,  I CURRENT LOCATION DOUBLE POTASSIUM

Trigonomnomnometry

I shall be back with awesome posts and pictures :)

Currently trying to dissect the laws of trigonometry, not so much progress with that =/

VFD

My my

Oh, and I just realised this is my 200th post! *Meaningful much* Though I doubt the number of posts that are filled with significant content is less than that, very much less than that *oxymoron*