How We Met A Country

  On the 30th of March 2010, exactly two years ago, four people and a cat were fighting dragons under a tree in a herbal garden in TTSS. They were fighting against the country of Sealand, which is some country on a boat in the middle of the ocean. Obviously, they won because they were awesome and decided to spread the awesomeness by creating a country - AWESOMASIA. Then they built awesome facilities in the country including Awesomasia High School, University of Awesomasia, farms, kindergartens, prisons and sports teams. They then went on to conquer and spread awesomeness in Borneo, Lahad Datu, Kudat, Damai, Institut Sinaran, STTSS, Kuala Lumpur, Johor, Singapore, UK and Australia. And eventually moarrrr! They even survived the momentous lips and iron fist of Angelababe and a war threat from some kingdom called Andrewegria, which they lost, aha. All the base are now belong to us and we are over 9000! Awesomasia currently has a population of 55 people. We are planning to send the whole country to compete in the Olympics due to lack of participants. 

And that is the story of Awesomasia, which is an awesomazing country although we have no flag and no anthem. So,

HAPPY 2ND NATIONAL DAY TO AWESOMASIA!

And now, this is the REAL story of Awesomasia and what actually happened,

  On the 30th of March 2010, three people were really really bored in S2 XIAO and apparently not sleepy enough to sleep, so they made a country and called it Awesomasia, derived from the words awesome + Asia + awesomazing, NOT awesome + Malaysia. They wanted to defeat the country of Sealand because they heard it only has a population of 27. Btw, the princess comes from S2 ZHONG. Angelababe may have caused the sienzz-ness. 

But the fake version was wayy cooler so we're going to stick with that one. 

Make sure you memorize the Prince's full name, because it is really long:

Dr. Joshua Face Chang Hin Seng Alejandro Manzano Pen James Pocamantas Jjosh23 

(MBBS, MDE, minor in Dentistry and Tang Yuan manufacturing) 

Conquering the UK

p.s This is pretty much what we do in high school, when we're not sleeping. 

Ippen Shinde Miru

Memento Mori means remember you will die.

Direct translation of course, I like that definition better. 

And who knew at some point in my life I would have to put that quote to practice

So,

Memento Mori in upcoming Holocaust Death Camp thing!!!11!!111

Sighh, 不要去可以吗? :(

我没有中到NS是有理由的啦很明显。因为我会死在那边。
And you will have to do my eulogy. 你会很麻烦leh。

Ngai zi bu guo he yi zak Sabah ngin, ngai zi bu guo shiong sit sang nyuk mien.
Mao sang nyuk mien ngai moi hi. :(

いっぺん、死んでみる？

Why did I write it so cinabeng? Because this is the online world and cinabeng is not a language. *tsk tsk*

Your Generasi

This might get weird and all, but don't blame me for being too sienz orhx. I'm just busy worrying about the things I should be doing, instead of you know, actually doing them. 

I watched this video and I must say it is really nostalgic.

And nostalgia means: Woah, remember when we used to do that?! 

And not: Woah, I so totally want to go back to being 12 years old again! 

Ha ha.

  But seriously, that was pretty much the primary school days, maybe it might be different for some people, but meh. Back then, size really mattered and it was horribly funny, haha, especially SIZE OF CRAYONS and height. Yes, I was (and still am) short, I know you don't know that feel. Stoopid awkward trolley bags which would bring shame to famry if you continued to use them all the way till Senior 3. Those bags were extremely awkward, but they're pretty efficient for lazy people like me who also happen to go to a school with only one storey, yay. I am not implying that I still use them, at least not for the same purpose. I put clothes in them now, and fly back and forth like a G6. 

  After primary school, it was mostly just bringing empty backpacks to school, literally. LEAVE ALL YOUR STUFF IN CLASS, even left my jacket and occasionally food and clothes in school, it was like my second home, lolol. Stuck all those post-it notes on my table like it was my own. I even remember that KHB project that I left in school for forever. I made this wooden shelf and never bothered to bring it home until I started using it for storage space in class, ahaha. But then, I brought it home in the end because I had no choice. And it was pretty. Because I had extra help making it. And it was pretty. And now, it's in the store room at home, wasteddd piece of scrap furniture. 

  Now it's the generation of kaching and iphones and all those technology that I don't even know how to use. Tiny adorable children running around with iphones and sitting around playing with ipads. Overhear parents asking their child if they remembered to bring their iphone. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN CALL THAT UNFAIR, OR MAYBE I'M JUST POOR. I bring a handkerchief around if that counts, awkwardface. Okay, I'm just poor and hobo. The point is, YER, Y U TINY THINGS GOT IPHONE WHEN I DON'T EVEN HAVE SMARTPHONE ALTHOUGH I AM NOT TINY LIKE U?! Seng zai fu zong bu zhi fu. :(

  Told you this would get weird. Though it is an improvement on the usual crap I write about, hek. I KNOW YOUR GENERASI BETTER THAN MY HOBO GENERASI LAH. =/

Sorry bro

University applications is where dreams go to die.

That was quoted from Jusua Chang, who is a choleric. 

  Imagine graduating from university with an awesome piece of paper which proves that you have been studying (or faking it really well) for the past few years. And then getting a job and working your life off to get a better life. You would probably realize that the best years of your life, are now behind you. Ha ha, your life is depressing. 

*replace you with I/me and your with my

  Yes, my life is boring which explains why I don't have anything to write about. High school had lots of events that I could easily blab about, even when I'm being a hermit and refuse to participate in anything that requires me to stay back in school. 

  On another note, I AM VERY DESIPO FOR SMARTPHONE. Phone bills are totally soaring because phone company is cheapskate, like me. They stop giving free stuff, I like free stuff, you can see how this is not going to work out. If you wish to whatsapp me, please give me money so I can buy a new phone. Literally all of my friends, and this time I really mean ALL, have a smartphone. Sorry loh all of you have to spend kaching to text me. Orang KK all have smartphone, I am not worthy to be orang KK. 

All Hands on Deck

  Micro is a prefix for ten to the power of negative SIX. A word of advice, keep that in mind. Or you might end up sad and depressed like me because I thought it was ten to the power of negative THREE. 

  I also realize that I have been posting a lot of pictures about Asian Dad. Deal with it, he is funny, unless he is your dad. Which means... Oh never mind. Anyway, all aboard the failboat. How is it that people make it through college alive and sane?! Okay, maybe the sane part is not true, everyone goes a little crazy, DON'T LIE TO ME SAYING THAT YOU DON'T.

  Sometimes when I peel potatoes, I think I am going to peel a little bit with my peeler, but then I peel it, and it peels more than I thought it would. And sometimes when I peel potatoes, I imagine that I am actually peeling apples that are shaped like potatoes. And then other times when I peel potatoes, I imagine that I am peeling regular-shaped apples. Apples... that is only sometimes.

So, that's pretty much what I feel like during my holidays. Like I'm the potato peeling adventurer dude in The Misadventures of Flapjack. Exact quote. Left my graphic calculator at dorm, YAY NO NEED TO STUDY BECAUSE I HAVE EXCUSE!