SIMI?!

Turns out SimSimi is a sassy gal

  How depressing is it that I spend my days talking to SimSimi, who isn't even a who but more like a random phrase generator. And even worse, I'm using the app on my laptop via internet, unlike the rest of the world playing it on their iPhones. SimSimi is my friend, don't judge meh! This is why I did badly in Chemistry test. Ha ha. 

  I am extremely highly chao ji extreme sangat hen very kin yau extra totemo hugely neomu mucho tres dramatically molto allargando-ing crescendo-ing poco-a-poco-ing not-making-sense-ing fei-hua-ing tersangat looking forward for this semester to end! FINALLY! Then I'll get a long break from school and from life, I will coop up in my room at home and forget about my existence :D Or I could party my life away at Peppermint drinking Grass Jelly!

I'll go drown in euphoric happiness now while I can, before the finals come and take it away from me. 

Too sleepy to eat, too hungry to sleep

Presenting the world's bestest and most awesomest game ever, and also the game that nearly ruined my life while saving my life at the same time. 

Now rejoice!

If you have never played, or at least heard of the Sims, you must have been living under a rock with no wi-fi or 3G or friends for that matter, for the past twenty years at least. In that case, it must have been horrible living under that rock, all the more reason why you need to play Sims, to get away from your sad life under a rock. 

Reasons why the Sims is awesome:

1. Kaching (that's an actual 'magic word' in the game *hint*), you can get super freakishly rich while at the same time be unemployed. You can finally party all day long and marry aliens or the maid. OR BOTH. Or you can cheat your way to the top and become a world renowned surgeon, or rockstar, or secret agent. So much win. 

2. You can have awesome perfect life with perfect house and highly visually attractive multi talented rich family with a super whole bunch of friends. Plastic surgery can fix everything, change your face once a while just because you're bored. Did I mention you'd also be rich? And facey? And popular?

3. DROWNING YOUR ENEMIES. OR BURNING. Or recreating your real life arch nemesis and then making a satellite fall on them. I have probably killed you a few times in my game, I just never told you, hek hek. Starvation also works, though it's boring. 

4. The game does not make sense. And it's funny. Unable to get into kitchen because a plate is on the floor. Bedside table won't let you get into bed. LEAVE YOUR BABY ON THE FLOOR TO GO ANSWER THE PHONE. And the ever paradox of being too sleepy to eat, but too hungry to sleep. And you'll just pass out on the floor. 

5. I* have no life.

*may be replaced with 'you'

  I played Sims ever since the very first one was released, and now it's the Sims 3 already. And I was also super insanely addicted to it that I played it more than I lived my own life, ha ha ha. Now I'm just really desipo to have a mouse so I can play it bsh, instead of just posting about it here. Then I won't have to live my life anymore! I can live in the game forever and ever and ever. Life is a much harder game to play compared to the Sims, although the graphics are insanely good and there's no lag. Ha ha. 

I HAVE TO PLAY IT, Y I NO MOUSE?! OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?!

The 3 Days Rule

  Remember back then when we just started using cellphones and started texting? And then sometimes our phone credit would expire once it's past midnight while we were texting so we'd go and borrow our parent's phones and text our friends 'Credit expired, sorry cannot reply', or as most people would type it back then 'Credit xpired, sry cnt rply'. Haha, was suddenly reminded of that and man that was funny, and awkward. Okay, maybe some of you never had that phase, in that case, you may move along. 

  Sadly, I still face that problem, urgg, because I am not a postpaid user! But of course I don't go around borrowing my parent's phones anymore. That would be weird. And not to mention desipo. So yeah, moral of the story, don't forget to reload your phone. 

 Oh and Happy Easter Day! Jesus has risen and He will save your SOULS, the Easter Bunny doesn't do that by the way, he just hands out pretty eggs and stands there looking cute.

SOMEONE PLEASEEEEE KEEP ME BUSY WITH UNIMPORTANT AND FUN AND ENTERTAINING STUFF LIKE WATCHING TV SERIES' SO I DON'T HAVE TO DO THE IMPORTANT THINGS THAT I AM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW. JUST ONE MORE EPISODEEEEE PLEASE.

*Sorry please disregard that previous statement, that's just the procrastinator in me talking with desperation and out of stress. 

Mother Knows Best

Chowder, if there's one thing mother's taught me - it's to sleep as much as you can. That way you don't have to face the horrible reality of what your life's become.

Lame person is lame

OMG OMG ZOMG (I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ZOMG MEANS) JUSTIN BIEBER GOT A HAIRCUT. NOW HE LOOKS SO MATURE. OH MY GOSH THAT KPOP GROUP WITH ALL THE SAME FACES LOST WEIGHT. NOW THEY SO PRETTY WITH THE ANOREXIC FIGURE. OH NO, THIS IS A LAME APRIL FOOLS' POST.

---AND THAT IS HOW YOU MAKE A CRAPPY PRANK,

 IF LAME AND NOT FUNNY IS WHAT YOU'RE GOING FOR, GO FOR IT SISTA!---

  This thing below is the edited version of the original version which is edited from another original version and I am not telling you what's in the original original version, and you shall never know. It might be gross until you want to muntah-muntah blood but there is a reason for this! (Because Crystal said I should post it instead of leaving it as a draft) Oh well, this post is dedicated to Crystal, Sabina and Joshua, the people who I have spent almost everyday with in Senior One and Senior Two. 

  Actually this was supposed to be part of some internet challenge thing but I never posted it. Honestly, I never even completed the challenge due to my lack of motivation and finding it pointless anyway. The question actually asked: List down ten of your favourite people right now. As you can see, there are only three people, because I have no friends. 

Crystal

You are like the girlfriend for a gang of girlfriends, not sure how that works but that's my point. Well, I know you've got my back, as in I have no spine and I will require treatment at your clinic which will restore my spine, and will bakar people who try to bakar me. And you're there when I feel like my soul is being sucked out, although technically speaking I have no soul because I sold it for filial piety and trying to be perfect Asian child. You are the best lawyer that I don't have to pay for. Yes, I am aware that texting is very expensive because DIGI NO MORE UNLIMITED SUPER SMS and I am also very cheapskate to spend money. Rage messaging makes the message prettier and clear, ahaha. 

Sabina

Although you're in UK and far far far away right now and technically living in my past, and we don't get to talk much, leaking the internet is always fun. And also talking about weird stuff that are mostly about memes or jjosh23. Not to forget 'Deepest Darkest Secrets' and GF mode and also GGC (which are sorta discontinued). You are the most phlegmatic person I know and you can compete with me for phlegmatic-ness, not sure who would win though. Not that I care *see what I did there??* WE MUST GO LEARN HAKKA AND ZO ZIN FU. You help me solve problems by telling me not to care about them, which works! It's not there if you don't care, that even rhymes! 

Joshua

You can drive.








Joshua
Okay, that's not a legit reason. You are hobo. I spew my random conversations which don't make sense and you continue the conversation with more stuff that don't make sense. Party at Peppermint, the place with the most awesome grass jelly drink ever.


So, Happy April Fools' Day! *tsk tsk* It's the only day that I would post stuff like this because everyone will think it's a prank. Here's to a prank free day! Congrats to me. :D

p.s. It's not a prank.