Lame person is lame

OMG OMG ZOMG (I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ZOMG MEANS) JUSTIN BIEBER GOT A HAIRCUT. NOW HE LOOKS SO MATURE. OH MY GOSH THAT KPOP GROUP WITH ALL THE SAME FACES LOST WEIGHT. NOW THEY SO PRETTY WITH THE ANOREXIC FIGURE. OH NO, THIS IS A LAME APRIL FOOLS' POST.

---AND THAT IS HOW YOU MAKE A CRAPPY PRANK,

 IF LAME AND NOT FUNNY IS WHAT YOU'RE GOING FOR, GO FOR IT SISTA!---

  This thing below is the edited version of the original version which is edited from another original version and I am not telling you what's in the original original version, and you shall never know. It might be gross until you want to muntah-muntah blood but there is a reason for this! (Because Crystal said I should post it instead of leaving it as a draft) Oh well, this post is dedicated to Crystal, Sabina and Joshua, the people who I have spent almost everyday with in Senior One and Senior Two. 

  Actually this was supposed to be part of some internet challenge thing but I never posted it. Honestly, I never even completed the challenge due to my lack of motivation and finding it pointless anyway. The question actually asked: List down ten of your favourite people right now. As you can see, there are only three people, because I have no friends. 

Crystal

You are like the girlfriend for a gang of girlfriends, not sure how that works but that's my point. Well, I know you've got my back, as in I have no spine and I will require treatment at your clinic which will restore my spine, and will bakar people who try to bakar me. And you're there when I feel like my soul is being sucked out, although technically speaking I have no soul because I sold it for filial piety and trying to be perfect Asian child. You are the best lawyer that I don't have to pay for. Yes, I am aware that texting is very expensive because DIGI NO MORE UNLIMITED SUPER SMS and I am also very cheapskate to spend money. Rage messaging makes the message prettier and clear, ahaha. 

Sabina

Although you're in UK and far far far away right now and technically living in my past, and we don't get to talk much, leaking the internet is always fun. And also talking about weird stuff that are mostly about memes or jjosh23. Not to forget 'Deepest Darkest Secrets' and GF mode and also GGC (which are sorta discontinued). You are the most phlegmatic person I know and you can compete with me for phlegmatic-ness, not sure who would win though. Not that I care *see what I did there??* WE MUST GO LEARN HAKKA AND ZO ZIN FU. You help me solve problems by telling me not to care about them, which works! It's not there if you don't care, that even rhymes! 

Joshua

You can drive.








Joshua
Okay, that's not a legit reason. You are hobo. I spew my random conversations which don't make sense and you continue the conversation with more stuff that don't make sense. Party at Peppermint, the place with the most awesome grass jelly drink ever.


So, Happy April Fools' Day! *tsk tsk* It's the only day that I would post stuff like this because everyone will think it's a prank. Here's to a prank free day! Congrats to me. :D

p.s. It's not a prank.